So what happened in Portland yesterday?
Oregonians for Immigration Reform got a great group of individuals together for the purpose of counter-protesting a PCUN march for amnesty.
We initially met in a parking garage, as planned, and the "some crimes aren't really a crime" crowd had some literature waiting for us. Signs that said "OFIR out of Oregon" and "anti-racism human rights" (with no clear planning because the "H" and the "S" where crammed in very small on the sides of the paper) and "OFIR not welcome in our town."
Several of these poster had a picture of a clenched fist on them. Needless to say that we were plenty amused by all this. (A Portland officer also told us that the OFIR was "all that [PCUN] was talking about this morning" so clearly we have become a thorn in their illegal sides)
Our group of approximately 50 then marched down in front of the Koin building where OFIR president Jim gave a great speech. OFIR VP Rick also gave a great soundbite to KOIN 6 which was aired last night.
We had a few people drive by and honk their support and a few people call us names. We proceeded to march downtown.
We saw the amnesty march a few blocks away and a few of us ran up to take some pictures and see what it was about. Signs that read "Revolution: why wait" and Mexican flags were everywhere. Many marcher were carrying large $100 bills but no one could explain what the symbolism was. (zombie marchers who were clearly just told what to do, possibly enticed by the promise of some free marijuana afterwards)
I was recognized as some of the marchers asked if their pictures were going to be on my website. Sadly I must go back on my promise and the first bunch of pictures I took were inadvertantly deleted. Rest assured I will get you next time though.
We marched to Pioneer Courthouse Square and passed out Victoria Taft's
Operation ID letter to anyone who would take it.
Several of us decided to head up to PSU where the amnesty march was going to end. This is where it got really fun.
At the last few protests I have always had a group of "handlers" who are instructed to follow me around and inform everyone of who I am. When I ask someone to show me their sign my handlers will quickly tell them not to do it.

This is my ladly handler instructing this person not to show me the "corporate American bad" flag.
This time my handlers initially attempted to block my camera shots as well. They followed me through the crowd and we had a little jostling and bumbing into each other. (alpha male posturing) When I would take a picture on of them would (in all their passive agressive childishness) put their arm in the air to "scratch their head" as if they weren't trying to block my picture.
This didn't really hamper me as I was taking pictures of perennial race-baiter Avel Gordley and her translater talk about how being an illegal alien is like being black. (?!?!?!?!?!!?)

It really became laughable though when I decided to make a game out of this and began running back and forth, cutting between their group. I litterally ran back and forth laughing at them while they dutifully followed while keeping their hands in front of my camera.
HERE IS THE HILARIOUS VIDEO OF THIS
(Thanks to
Vonski for hosting)
After a lengthy dicusstion with the head handler where I pointed out how childish this was they passed me off to another hander. This woman:

My original handlers went back into camera shy mode:

Does anyone know how to say "let's get you a belt" in Spanish? Are his pants even on?
I also had a facinating talk with a woman:
Crazy Woman: What would my three kids do without their father?
Me: What are you talking about?
Crazy Woman: What would my three kids do without their father?
Me: Oh, is their father an illegal alien?
Crazy Woman: Yes.
Me: Then I hope that he gets deported.
Crazy Woman: But he provides for us. He is the best husband I've ever had and I've had three.
Me: Well, if I moved somewhere then my wife and kids would move with me, your husband needs to go back to Mexico and you and your kids should go with him.
Crazy Woman: But then my kids would lose their schooling (and she rattled off some other things)
Me: Well, you should have thought about that before you married an illegal alien.
Crazy Woman: I didn't know he was illegal. Do I look illegal?
Me: I wasn't aware that anyone could "look illegal."
And on and on. Also, while I was mingling with the crowd and college aged girl came up with a clipboard as asked if I would like to sign one of their letters to our senators. I said sure and promptly wrote "Deport them" at the bottom of the sheet. She took the clipboard and said thank you. She found me again later and gave me the sheet and told me to educate myself.
After myself and Jim decide to leave we actually had a great debate with a PCUN supporter away from the crowd. A passerby agreed with our position enthusiastically.
All in all it was a fun time, we got media coverage with Rick's sound bite on the news, people saw us doing something about the problem, we may have changed a few minds and we are continuing to be a thorn in the side of those who apologize for criminals.