Apparently something called the "Oscars" is coming up this weekend. It involves people wearing $3,000,000 dresses talking about "tax-cuts for the rich" and congratulating themselves on being so brave.
Needless to say that I have never watched on of these programs or ever will.
The only thing that has piqued my interest this year is that both Ann Coulter and Mac Johnson have hilarious columns about the program.
Read these and skip the television version.
Speaking Truth to Dead Horses: My Oscar Predictions
'Good Night, Osama Bin Brokeback: Trans-Syriana Constant Gardner'