Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Fun idea for the evening

Let's all email ODOT's Diversity Manager, Michael Cobb, and ask him to please build some new roads.

SAMPLE EMAIL:

Dear Mr. Cobb,

In the interest of helping women and minorities get from one place to another efficiently, will you please facilitate the construction of some new roads?

Thank you.

Sincerely,
[Your Name]

13 comments:

Khaldun said...

Dear Mr. Cobb,

In the interest of getting even more cars on the road and creating more polution, while lining the pockets of terrorits and dealerships by selling gas guzzling Hummers and soccer mom tanks, will you please facilitate the construction of some new roads?

Thank you.

Khaldun said...

Sweet! Now daniel peddles jerk-off toys!

Daniel said...

Yes, and the spam you get in your email inbox tells me that you know the prince of some imaginary country in Africa who is going to give you money, you have ten work at home bussinesses going all at once, and you take viagra and various other prescriptions that you get from Mexico.

Anonymous said...

Ok...but I delete my spam...

Jim in KFalls said...

How about we ask him to build more roads to so the illegals can get out of the state faster...

Daniel said...

I left it so people would know what we were talking about.

Gullyborg said...

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Are diversity interests served by blowing up whales?

Tim Lewis said...

Dear Mr. Cobb,

In the interest of becoming a communist state full of people who wish it were 1969 so we can feel like we have a purpose, will you please outlaw roads and force everyone to commute on tandem bicycles? We also want you to spend all of our money on trams, choo choo trains, and wireless internet so that we can serve the smallest amount of our population as possible.

Sincerely,
anonymous

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr Cobb,

In the interest of reducing highway congestion in the Portland area, would you please build a carpool lane on each of the major highways? The lane should be open only to hybrids and pick-up trucks/vans carrying at least 15 passengers to the construction site [farm, restaraunt, hotel, etc...]

Thank you.

MAX Redline said...

Once again, Oregon leads the way.
Rotting whale's carcase may have to be blown up

THE rotting carcase of a 48ft sperm whale stranded in the Hebrides may have to be blown up with explosives, environmental officers said yesterday.

Get Paul Linnman out there, now! Remember when we tried that? Oh! the humanity! Duck the bluuber!

Blubber. Wahtever.

Sailor Republica said...

Dear Mr. Cobb,

In the interest of pissing progressive morons off, will you please facilitate the building of roads over special forest designations?

Thank you.

Scottiebill said...

Anonymous wants the state to build carpool lanes for hybrid cars and trucks and vans carying 15 or more illegals. The state of Oregon doesn't have money for such trivialities. They only have money to fund their Disneyland tram, bus and light-rail malls, jails to build so they can sit idle and unused, more light-rail systems going nowhere carrying very few people, and other important things like that.

If they finally come to their senses (doubtful) and do something productive on the highways, they should start with the Delta Park bottleneck, now, not 3 years down the road, and forget about restricting the HOV lanes to just hybrids and vans carrying illegals to farm jobs they do not deserve.

lifeincome said...

Thanks, that was worth noting.

Steve @
http://www.lifeincome.org