With all the humorous posts and even funnier responses I think that a joke night is in order:
Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish.
Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
You Might Be A Democrat If...
You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree.
You actually expect to collect Social Security.
You think the Free Market is where they hand out Government cheese.
You'd rather own Birkenstock than Merck Stock.
Absolutely hilarious - Dear Blue States:
Even funnier - Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
And finally - Kim Jong Ill's diary