Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Get in their heads

THE BUSH CONSPIRACY THEORY GENERATOR
Want to come up with your own conspiracy theory about Bush? Don't let Al Franken, Michael Moore, and MoveOn.org have all the fun! Use this handy George W. Bush Conspiracy Theory Generator to come up with your own conspiracy theory!*

* This tool may not be used to create Democratic presidential candidate speeches or generate content for MoveOn.org without the express permission of Buttafly.com.

Fun for hours! Think like a liberal without resorting to marijuana! With classics such as:

"George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that Republicans could kill women."

you just know that Portland Peaceful Response has been using this site to make signs for their weekly protest. Generate random conspiracies or use a template to create one.

9 comments:

The Gentle Cricket said...

"George W. Bush invaded Iraq so that The Jews and SUV owners could kill welfare recipients"

Wow, that's fun!

peod in Oregon said...

DO DEMOCRATS BELIEVE IN THE FREE PRESS? GUESS NOT:
MEDIA MATTERS

Clinton in Pakistan: Convict cartoon publishers
Says press should not be allowed to criticize other faiths

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Posted: February 17, 2006
3:50 p.m. Eastern



© 2006 WorldNetDaily.com

Former President Bill Clinton today called for the conviction of European papers that published satirical cartoons of Muhammad, according to reports in the Islamic press and elsewhere.

Clinton condemned the publication of the caricatures by European newspapers and urged countries concerned to convict the publishers, according to the reports.

Bob H. said...

George W. Bush caused the Cubs to lose to the Marlins in Game 7 of the National League Championship Series so that Ann Coulter, gun owners, and Rush Limbaugh could upset Iraqis.

BEAR said...

WOW!!! And it all must be true! It's just like we hear on the news!!

Kaelri said...

Truly. "Distorted intelligence to make Congress let him start a war?" Ha, ha. Liberal horse manure, I'll tell ya.

Daniel said...

Oh c'mon Kaelri, don't you have a sense of humor?

Kaelri said...

Always.

Thomas said...

New Conspiracy uncovered!

George W. Bush lowered taxes so that the Christian Coalition could upset Kaelri and Al Franken!

[heh-heh]

Scottiebill said...

Clinton said that the publishers that printed the antiterrorist cartoons should be convicted?? This from the guy that gave the Port of Long Beach to the Chinese? Talk about "left" handed thinking. The next thing will be for Jimmy "I gave up the Panama Canal and screwed up the Iranian Hostage rescue" Carter to weigh in with some equally, or even more stupid, comments.