THE BUSH CONSPIRACY THEORY GENERATOR
Want to come up with your own conspiracy theory about Bush? Don't let Al Franken, Michael Moore, and MoveOn.org have all the fun! Use this handy George W. Bush Conspiracy Theory Generator to come up with your own conspiracy theory!*
* This tool may not be used to create Democratic presidential candidate speeches or generate content for MoveOn.org without the express permission of Buttafly.com.
Fun for hours! Think like a liberal without resorting to marijuana! With classics such as:
"George W. Bush allowed 9/11 to happen so that Republicans could kill women."
you just know that Portland Peaceful Response has been using this site to make signs for their weekly protest. Generate random conspiracies or use a template to create one.