For those of you who have been reading me for a while and seen my coverage of past "Carousels of criminality" you know that I like to do a "Hall of Shame" post with the worst offenders from the event.
Now usually I don't take personal jabs at people, I've never even said anything about Kari Chisholm's weight (now I'm just being passive agressive), but the Hall of Shame for this event has some very special people. Starting with...
I actually made the guy in the in the sideways hat cry. He is the guy who stood in my face and called me a "fucker", it may have been in an attempt to intimidate me but I just can't find it in myself to be afraid on anyone with their hat on sideways, they are like clowns. Anyways, him and his mother, also pictured here, came over to "our side" to ask for "respect" from us while at the same time calling us "fuckers" and "racists."
I told him that if he though that was how you show respect the he was raised wrong. This caused him to cry.
If all the MECHA are girly men like him then I guesss that we have nothing to be afraid of...
Next up: Don't show my butt girl
This girl asked us not to put her butt on the internet but insisted on showing her butt repeatedly because she was trying to block her racist poster seen here:
Now that you've seen the butt it's time to match it to her face:
NOTE: Actual quote from my wife right this minute: "Oh my gosh you drank it all!" (In reference to the empty blender that was full of margarita...) And yes, I'm listening to Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffet right now.
This is "don't show my butt" girl's face. Hmmm. I'll let you come up with that caption.
Next up: Curly
Far be it from me to talk about a bald guy but what's with that thing in your lip? This guy called me "stupid" in Spanish when I asked him why he wanted to "save tookie" as his T-shirt suggested. I sure hope that thing in your lip doesn't get infected...
Next: Professor Bob "Union" Bussel
I already blasted U of O professor Bob Bussel in a previous post. You can get his email adress by scrolling down a bit. Here he is singing about how America stole land from Mexico. (It's not stealing if you win it in a war you idiot)
And finally: The Mexican Consulate General
Also seen here with the real Mexican flag:
A chicken and worm? Oh yeah...
I told Fernando here that this would be the last year that the Carousel of Information would be happening. Let's make sure I'm right!!