Mexican Police Arrest Four Illegal Iraqis
Mexican federal agents have arrested four Iraqis trying to sneak into the United States without proper documents, the government said Monday.
Wasim Francis Schamoun and Ivan Yalda, both 23, and Refon Chlil Oraha and Thaer Salem Yelda, both 27, were found on a bus in the northern city of Navajoa after police received an anonymous tip, the attorney general's office said in a statement.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE! PLEASE GO ABOUT YOUR BUSSINESS. NO NEED TO BE ALARMED.
What? People are trying to kill us? Oh yeah, war on terror. Now I remember. But that's all over there. Not here. No sir. Just harmless Mexicans trying to make a living coming across our open border. That's all. It doesn't bother the Republican party. Noooo. Their "good-hearted folks" those criminal aliens, er, I mean "guest workers."
Reminds me of the "guests" I had last weekend in my house. I didn't invite them in but they came anyway. They insisted that I stock my fridge with their kind of food, watch their kind of tv programs, and listen to their kind of radio. When I suggested that they had worn out their [non-existent] welcome they called me racists so I backed down immediatly. Can't be called a racist. That wins everything. Rock beats scissors, scissors beat paper, paper beats rock, charges of racism beats ALL POLITICIANS!