Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Funniest column ever!

'Chocolate City' Sprinkled With Nuts
Madam Hillary also said the Bush administration "will go down in history as one of the worst that has ever governed our country." While Hillary is certainly qualified to comment on what the all-time worst presidential administrations were, having had firsthand experience in one of them, I think she might want to avoid the phrase "go down in history."

This is the funniest Ann Coulter column since the "Osama now eligible for pre-boarding" one. I laughed out loud multiple times. For you liberals out there, "laughing" is the audible result of finding amusement in something funny. And this is funny! Read it!


Anonymous said...

While I agree her comments were inappropriate, (and I think there's just too much of a big deal being made out of this) we cannot forget this...

"Since [the Democrats] think it is their job to run the plantation, it shocks them that I'm actually willing to lead the slave rebellion," Newt Gingrich told the Washington Post on October 20, 1994.

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure who I dislike more, Hillary or Ann Coulter. Both are partisan, disingenuous spin merchants attempting to manipulate their audience for personal gain.

Gunslinger said...

One has a sense of humor.

Anonymous said...

Subject: Book review

Students were assigned 2 books to read and review:
>>> "Titanic" and "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart ass student
>>> turned in the following review, with the proposition that they were
>>> nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for
>>> report:
>>> Titanic: $29.99
>>> Clinton: $29.99
>>> Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
>>> Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
>>> Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden
>>> and subsequent catastrophe.
>>> Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden
>>> and subsequent catastrophe.
>>> Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
>>> Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
>>> Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
>>> Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
>>> Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
>>> Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
>>> Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
>>> Clinton: Let's not go there.
>>> Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewels.
>>> Clinton: Monica gets to hold his jewels.
>>> Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
>>> Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
>>> Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
>>> Clinton: Monica.....ooh, let's not go there, either.
>>> Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
>>> Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same
>>> thing.