Monday, October 17, 2005

The solution we've been looking for...

You may have heard that Janet Reno is in town and while at first this made me nervous, (I assumed that she was hear to burn down my house due to my belief in God and gun rights) but now I realize that her presence is a great opportunity.

We just need to convince her that all the illegal aliens in this state are 6 year old boys from Communist countries whose dictators would like to use them as political props. She will have armed federal agents busting down the doors of the taxpayer funded migrant housing complexes faster than you can say "Cuba's thriving economy."

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