We all need to take some time to relax. To do something fun. Enjoy ourselves.
But Daniel, you ask, what kind of recreational activities could I do? Good question, I would suggest:
Pickle-ball leagues (like tennis with a wiffle-ball and high net)
Iron Man competitions
Annual summer yard concerts
Native American pow-wow's
Latino Folkloric Ballet
Those sound like fun, tell me more...
Jogging / walking trail
Numerous board games and other indoor activities (cards, chess, etc.)
Current-run movies are shown nightly
But Daniel, where could I go that all of those wonderful things are offered? Is there some great resort package that includes all of the above? Is it on a cruise? A health club?
No my friends. It's a facility in Northeast Portland called... the Columbia River Correctional Institution.
With all these perks it's no wonder that illegal aliens come here to commit their crimes. Is it time to make prison a place that isn't so fun to go to?