Friday, December 02, 2005

I hear they make nice slippers

Ranchers have no relief if wolves attack livestock
Despite strong objections from ranchers, the Oregon Fish and Wildlife Commission adopted final amendments Thursday to a management plan for protected gray wolves expected to migrate into Oregon from Idaho.

Thankfully, residents of the Pearl District seemed unconcerned with the wolves. Said one resident, "I am willing to share my tofu with the wolf if they will become vegans."

ODFW said that until they start attacking hybrid cars that wolves are free to roam Oregon.

Daniel says: I hear that wolf pups can be turned into nice slippers...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

is this all you have to worry about in life??...wolves????...get a friggin life man....go outside...have fun...quit worrying about what everyone else is doing.

Anonymous said...

wow...that made alot of sense....what the hell does that have to do with wolves???

TheDuncan said...

Tony, if you do not mind, I'll take this one. I went to public school, and am well versed in gibberish.
Anon, the people at Fanueil Hall reprresent "us", the people that care about freedom and justice. The British Crown refers to the wolves ( insert another important issue) and the person that appears clueless would be Anon. I hope that helps.