Speaking of putting down the pipe

Ran across the Green Parties list of "current candidates in office" and I noticed that someone who could possibly affect my life was a greenie. Obviously I couldn't have that so I prepared to go about seeing how I could change this. What did I find? That the Green Party is either stupid, lying or lazy.

Elected Pacific Greens
Lisa Melyan, Boardmember, Tualatin Valley Water District, Washington County

TVWD Board of commisioners
No Lisa Melyan to be found.

Hmm, maybe that whole communal socialist system doesn't produce good results after all...