What Democrats have to offer:
We're going to lose in Iraq, let's retreat.
We can't keep people off drugs, let's give them clean needles or legalize.
Government can't be big enough, give us more money.
Traditional family isn't important, gays marriage and single motherhood should be celebrated.
Human life isn't important, abort that baby.
Human life is precious, don't kill that murderer.
Tolerance is our highest value, so you can't have that opinion.
We don't fund public safety, but you can't have your guns.
There is no such thing as personal responsibility, but our society will be peaceful and orderly. (sure...)
We love the enviroment, so much that we will let it burn to the ground.
We want everyone to have a "living wage," but we do everything we can to punish private enterprise.