Friday, May 05, 2006

Will SNL do a skit of him OD'ing?

Rep. Kennedy to Enter Rehab for Prescription Drug Addiction
Rep. Patrick Kennedy is on his way to the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minn., to seek continued help for his addiction to prescription drugs after he crashed his car into a concrete barrier on Capitol Hill.

Does he at least get points for keeping the car out of the water and not killing anyone?


Honest Abe said...
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Honest Abe said...

At least Kennedy has the guts to admit he has a problem. Rush Limpbaugh was arrested on drug charges and then lied like a little coward Republican about not having a problem. Kind of like our resident drug pusher Daniel Miglavs.


Daniel said...

I actually criticized Rush then and still do now.

BEAR said...

Daniel, he started out denying the whole thing, so as new facts are "discovered," maybe he HAS taken lessons from the "Swimmer." Maryjo was unavailable for comment.

BEAR said...

Hey, honest a., soon-to-be former Rep. P. Kennedy has had a 20+ year documented history of drug abuse, and has been protected and covered for all those years. This will be the second time in six months that he has been being caught red-handed. For you to attempt to change the subject, or in any other way to excuse or mitigate the behavior of this clown is just more leftie hogwash. It doesn't matter what anyone else on the planet has done. HIS behavior is HIS responsibility. It takes no guts to admit guilt when you are SOOO BUSTED.....sheesh.

Allen said...

Kennedy De Mayo!!

Get drunk on Irish Whisky and stab somebody with a sheep shank and that's not easy to do.

Scottiebill said...

Watch for all the Dumocrat hypocrisy to start coming out. These people ripped Rush Limbaugh from one end to another for being addicted to pain killers, but when one of their own is addicted, it's OK, that he is going into rehab, ya da ya da ya da. And Kennedy just came out of a rehab clinic just 5 months ago and was back on the stuff again. And, without a doubt, during his "apology" the other night, he was probably being coached by his dad, Teddy Kennedrunk. After all, he knows how to spin stuff like this.

Imagine what the outcry would have been had this guy been a Republican. The Dumocrats would have ripped him apart and demanded his resignation from the House. And if he had been a black Dumocrat, then Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Farrakhan, and California's token idiot in the House, Maxine Waters, not to mention Portland's own racist, "reverend" Roy Tate, would have all been on the tube expounding about the "downtrodden" black representative who really doesn't have a problem, that he is just picked on by the Republicans, on and on ad infinitum ad nauseum.

Get a deep seat and a far away look, because here comes the Dumocrat hypocrisy bandwagon.

BEAR said...

scottiebill, you nailed it!!

MAX Redline said...

Teddy the rednosed Senator
Had a very shiny car
And if you ever saw it
You were prob'ly near a bar.

All of the other Senators
Wondered how he got his dames
They thought he'd had too many
To play in any bedroom games.

Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say
Teddy with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

That's how the police found them
Wrapped around a maple tree
Teddy the red-nosed Senator
He's a drunken S.O.B.

- Bob Rivers

BEAR said...

hey, max r., is there a way for Patrick Kennedrunk to channel Maryjo K. and demand that any Kennedy be required to provide lifejackets to their car passengers?

Roger Doger said...

Isn't it the conservatives that always claim to be the bastions of morality and perfection? You better believe when they trip and fall on their faces like Limbaugh, DeLay, Bennett etc, do they are gonna be kicked, stomped, beat about the head, neck and shoulders until they scream uncle. That is what you do with a hypocrit. Especially a conservative one.


Roger Doger said...

This Limbaugh thing is really funny. I am sure some of you cons would even crack a smile. My favorite phrase from the cut describing the pill head: "a concentrated pile of human waste". So very true.

Scottiebill said...

Once again, here comes roger the no-so-artful dodger with his inane obfuscations and idiotic defense of the indefensible - the Kennedrunks.