Monday, May 15, 2006

A rose by any other name...

I stole a car today. Yeah, I did. It's ok though cause lot's of people do it. You can't possibly catch us all at the same time. (You're too stupid to realize that catching us one at a time would work)

Anyways, I've gotten kind of uppity since me and my friends are all able to steal cars all day long and now we want to be the official owners of the vehicles.

Luckily we have a good friend in Jorge Bush. He tricks the mindless idiots of America into thinking that he's not giving us the cars by saying that the car title won't be transferred into our names until we actually pay for the car... but until then we are free to drive it and use it to our pleasure. We get the benefits without the hassle of signing papers!!

12 comments:

RINO WATCH said...

Mr. President:
My 4 GrandParents came here LEGALLY, Sir.
You are the Biggest Dissapointment of my Political life.
To Hell with your AMNESTY PLAN, Sir!

R Huse said...

Hey Man – You’re not honoring the global community. Who do you think invented the car in the first place? That’s right, white guys who came and raped the country and built the car with exploited labor. If you weren’t driving before 1492 you don’t own that car anyway bendeho. Besides, do you have any idea how much it would cost to enforce the law? Do you know how many people who steal cars pay tolls on roads they drive on? Do you know how much they pay in sales taxes and registration fees? Get real looser, every economist will tell you there is no way you can enforce the law. Do the math vato.

BEAR said...

Thanx, bush, tomorrow the illegals-over-the-border doubles. And why not? Our prez has just invited them.

Anonymous said...

I read about the speech just now. I didn't have time to watch it, and even if I did, I'd rather BBQ in my backyard and burn my ballot anyway.

From what I can tell, the man is a sellout anyway. 6000 troops? How do you get to that number? Why not 3000 or 10,000, why 6000? Politics.

NG can only assist for one year? How long is it going to take to get started and then dismantle the project? WTF is going on around here? Dude is about to be a lame duck president. Do us a favor, and solve the f*cking problem before you leave already. Jesus, how hard is this?

And what's up with my boy Arnold? Pete Wilson would have applauded sending the NG to the border, but Arnold has some "concerns" over it? Wonder what Teddy must be thinking. God, he must be pissed if Arnold is concerned. Maybe Arnold is ready to sign Gray's bill and give DLs to all these illegals after all.

Seemingly, no politician can be trusted. At least Tancredo is willing to take a stand and stick to it. What a bunch of weasels we have in Congress. Thanks for nothing, scumbags.

Anonymous said...

r huse, what do you know about vatos anyway, eh? Maybe I'll stick this pistola up your ass and pull the trigger until it goes CLICK!

Ha! :)

KS said...

The main reason Bush gave the speech is because he and Republicans were ready to fall off of the cliff. It was a half-hearted attempt at best. My view of Bush as a globalist, like Clinton and his Dad did not change at all. My faith in the Senate is very little. The mere fact that he mentioned amnesty shows me there is an element of amnesty in it. The only part that was more than expected was the threat to penalize employers.
However, I heard nothing about prohibiting entitlements to them, so those two cancelled each other out - I remain disgusted and underwhelmed until I see tangible action and results.

Anonymous said...

Skip the bullshit analogy. I think this is a sneaky way for Ex-con Daniel to tell us he is still running with his gang buddies from Salem. I thought he was. You know what they say you can take the criminal of the street, but you can't take the street out of the criminal.

Anonymous said...

But anyways, do the math you pinche cabron!

Anonymous said...

what is it with people taking this stuff so personally? I am specifically referring to those defending the illegals? They are willing to do it to the point of calling their fellow Americans names and probably to the point of throwing fists. What's up with that? I honestly don't get that. It's dumb. Someone explain this to me, if you can.

Bruce said...

Very Simple....You have people with a strong personal agenda to see this country fall and become a "turd world country". They are so wracked with guilt for living in the #1 country in the world, they can't stand it anymore.

Anonymous said...

I have a friend in Arizona, he served 25 yrs in the army, he has won every medal except the "MOH",and he was put up for that.

He stands 6ft 8 in. and at 59 years old is still an in shape 278 lbs, the point of this intro about him is he is scared of what he see's here in his own country, and fears the militant nature of the "locals" in his own town.

After 3 combat tours in NAM, after seeing all any man should see in a life time, you should not fear for your safety in your own country! He suggests buying higher ground in Montana before its all gone.

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