I stole a car today. Yeah, I did. It's ok though cause lot's of people do it. You can't possibly catch us all at the same time. (You're too stupid to realize that catching us one at a time would work)
Anyways, I've gotten kind of uppity since me and my friends are all able to steal cars all day long and now we want to be the official owners of the vehicles.
Luckily we have a good friend in Jorge Bush. He tricks the mindless idiots of America into thinking that he's not giving us the cars by saying that the car title won't be transferred into our names until we actually pay for the car... but until then we are free to drive it and use it to our pleasure. We get the benefits without the hassle of signing papers!!