You know Santa is an illegal. He comes down from the north pole crossing numerous borders to do his job, I don't recall hearing the part of the tale where he filled out the needed paperwork to enter the U.S. legally to work.
You're right! Authorities, detain the fat man in the red suit. And where those reindeer declared? They could be carrying disease!
From the great artist Arlo Guthrie:You must think Santa Clause weirdHe has long hair and a beardGiving his presents for freeWhy do police guys mess with peace guys?Let's get Santa Clause 'cause;Santa Clause has a red suitHe's a communistAnd a beard, and long hairMust be a pacifistWhat's in the pipe that he's smoking?Mister Clause sneaks in your home at night.He must be a dope fiend, to put you up tightWhy do police guys beat on peace guys?
And I think that the Tooth Fairy is coming here just to have an anchor baby!
Red Suit?!?! He's probably a commie just like MIKE MAYHEM!And while we're at it, let's get that illegal Irishman who keeps the cereal all to himself!
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