Thursday, April 20, 2006

Viva China!

News story:

Thousands of Chinese marched in the streets today waving Chinese flags, chanting and wearing pro-communist T-shirts.

"We just come here for a better life" said one demonstrator, "we demand that the US government change their laws for us."

The marches coincide with the visit of Chinese Dictator Hu, currently on vacation from silencing dissent in his own country.

Many Republicans are prepared to cave to any demands the Chinese demonstrators make, however Democrats seem reluctant since the "Asian community" have never portrayed themselves as victims.

In a brief statement one democrat was quoted as saying "I don't understand why people would leave a country with free health care."

Oh wait, none of this happened. I mean it could, all of it except the part about Chinese people demonstrating in the streets waving foreign flags and being pro-communist. That's something that only Mexicans will do.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

They should have been waving Mexican flags made in China.

That would be diverse and diverse to the point of disgust is good, right?

Bruce said...

NO!!! He's right!!! No other minority group is causing the amount of trouble that the greasy hispanics are. But then again, judging by the way they act in their own country...the illegals are used to pro-communist demonstrations complete with violence and graffitti and all the rest of the low class shit that the turd world illegal criminals bring over here!!!!!

Scottiebill said...

Remember the Chinese lady that jumped the White House fence to yell at the Chinese President a couple of days ago? If she had done that same thing in China, she would be in prison for at least 25 or 30 years sewing Mexican flags, or awaiting execution in the local soccer stadium.

Scottiebill said...

Remember the Chinese lady that jumped the White House fence to yell at the Chinese President a couple of days ago? If she had done that same thing in China, she would be in prison for at least 25 or 30 years sewing Mexican flags, or awaiting execution in the local soccer stadium.

Scottiebill said...

Remember the Chinese lady that jumped the White House fence to yell at the Chinese President a couple of days ago? If she had done that same thing in China, she would be in prison for at least 25 or 30 years sewing Mexican flags, or awaiting execution in the local soccer stadium.

Scottiebill said...

Ignore the triple posting. I hit my mouse button too many times. Thanks.