Thousands of Chinese marched in the streets today waving Chinese flags, chanting and wearing pro-communist T-shirts.
"We just come here for a better life" said one demonstrator, "we demand that the US government change their laws for us."
The marches coincide with the visit of Chinese Dictator Hu, currently on vacation from silencing dissent in his own country.
Many Republicans are prepared to cave to any demands the Chinese demonstrators make, however Democrats seem reluctant since the "Asian community" have never portrayed themselves as victims.
In a brief statement one democrat was quoted as saying "I don't understand why people would leave a country with free health care."
Oh wait, none of this happened. I mean it could, all of it except the part about Chinese people demonstrating in the streets waving foreign flags and being pro-communist. That's something that only Mexicans will do.