Before our public servants in the senate (waits for laughter to die down...) vote for actually enforcing our laws, respecting our sovereignty and doing what a majority of their constituents actually want, they need to consider the demographics that they will be alienating in an election year by not supporting amnesty:
Meth addicts. "Our habits support your economy."
Gang members. "Let our homies stay."
Farmers. "Without slavery we can't remain competitive."
People who marry illegal aliens. "I'm irresponsible so you should change to law, do it for my children who I care enough about to have married a criminal alien who could be deported at any time and leave them fatherless."
Illegal aliens. "Si, we vote in Oregon. Viva Lorna Youngs."
Corrections deputies. "Hey, I enjoy the overtime."
State Workers. "Our clients keep us in business. What do you mean it's not a 'business' when your goal is to give stuff away?"
Drug lords. "Don't interfere with our system of transportation."
The Wall Street Journal. "Don't interfere with the drug lords commerce. Commerce is everything and we will support it no matter what."
The Oregonian. "We heard it's the liberal thing to do."