Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Se Habla "a whole lotta criminals?"

Now hiring:

COURT OPERATIONS SPECIALIST 3
(Interpreter Scheduler)

Note 1: There are currently eight (8) salary levels in this classification. Ninth and tenth salary levels will be added on January 1, 2007 and January 1, 2008, respectively.

CONDUCT EXPECTATIONS
Because of the Oregon Judicial Department's role in providing justice and upholding the rule of law, employees of the Department are required to meet the highest standards of professional conduct and ethics while on the job, and also to maintain those same high standards when taking actions in their personal lives that could reflect on the Department.

NOTE: This means no emails about your naked chocolate body...

WORKING CONDITIONS
Frequent phone and in-person contact with angry, hostile, confused, or frustrated people.

Frequent phone and in-person contact with people from diverse backgrounds.

So many people that "no habla the English" in our court system we need a lot of billingual intrepreters which means we need intrepreter coordinators which means we need more HR which means we need more departments which means we need more department heads which means...

6 comments:

Sue K. said...

Our tax dollars at work......Makes me sick! Oh, but wait, is this one of those things that Sleepy Ted was boasting about accomplishing during his WORTHLESS attempt at being governor?

BEAR said...

I heard he had taken credit for stopping all the tsunamis that were headed this way!

Daniel said...

Al Gore still has him beat with his claim to have "created" the internet.

Oregon Infidel said...

I heard that Sleepy Ted is taking credit for inventing "ToFurKey"

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Scottiebill said...

Hey, Infidel, You got that right -- a turkey taking credit for tofurkey. And this turkey really does gobble - tax money.