I saw in the paper yesterday that Howie Dean is still trying to convince Christians to vote for the party that hates God and everything he stands for. Since I don't think he will be too successful with that I figured that I would point out some slightly smaller demographics that the dems have a lock on:
Terrorists: Seriously, if you are a voting terrorist which party do you support?
Pot smokers: Like dude, we go to the polls and vote democrat.
Serial killers on death row: Please, I don't want the same fate as my victims.
Child molestors: It's only a matter of time before the D's add this to the LGBTQ acronym.
Communists: When we don't feel like voting third party.
Portland criminals: We are enjoying the get out of jail free card... actually the "don't go to jail cause it's not even open" card is pretty swell too.
Transgender folks: (also known as people who take hormones and mutilate their bodies so they can pretend to be ugly members of the opposite sex) The democrats treat us like this is the most normal thing in the world.
Socialists: We dream of a country where we call all be equally poor.
People who have sex with animals: Again, we are waiting our turn to be added to the "gay pride" acronym.
Tax cheats who have renounced their citizenship and are on the FBI's most wanted list: We may be a small constituency but hey, the Clinton's pander to us with pardons.