Wednesday, June 21, 2006

It's not satire

Illegal alien rapes puppy
This South Florida community some 90 miles north of Miami is outraged after a suspected illegal alien allegedly raped a puppy.

Upon being seen, the Mexican transient said, "It's my dog," and, "What's the problem?"



No word on whether or not Oregon's Mexican consul will refer to this rape, as he has reffered to other rapes by his citizens, as a "cultural misunderstanding."

Also no word on Indymedia moving their naked protests from Schumacher Furs to the county jail where this man is being held.

14 comments:

BEAR said...

Why did the person of non-north american descent pork the puppy? Because the chicken and the goat divorced him.

Larry B said...

Seems as if he just needs more government programs. Maybe we should help supply prostitutes or "adult' entertainment. Maybe PETA could even fund some of this.

BEAR said...

PETA will pimp the puppies? OHHHH, NOOOO!!!!

Daniel said...

I'm sure the programs will be funded by an ESD, they provide those "essential" services.

Anonymous said...

This is just the sickest thing I've ever heard. One of Bush's good, hardworking people from Mexico.... give me a break.

Big Mike Lewis said...

...oh...my...

gross...

Daniel said...

He was doing a job that Americans won't do...

Anonymous said...

I'd waste the bastard!

Freaken animals themselves.

Anonymous said...

The puppy was helping him "bone up" on his english! OK, that was bad but that was all I could think of.

Anonymous said...

He looks like he could be your wife's brother daniel.

Sue K. said...

anonymous-I think the guy looks more like you!

What an ugly sick bastard! He probably gave the puppy a sexually transmitted disease! I hope Bush has heard about this story. Nope, family values sure don't stop at the Rio Grande! Deport, Deport, Deport!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Does that mean since he has an "Anchor Puppy", he gets to stay here legally??

I invented the mullet said...

Anonymous 649

Say, you really ARE an ass-hole, aren't you?

tracyrtwyman said...

He came to America because he heard about all the hot bitches we have here.