I heard a rumor that Democrats are going to call for the sharing of our military secrets with Al-Qaeda. Or as liberals call them: the underprivileged nuclear have-nots.
Liberals insist that we would have achieved equality and the terrorists would already have nukes except for Bush's tax cuts to the rich.
It's hard for liberals to hate terrorists like you and I because terrorists are so similair to Democrats core constituency.
For instance, terrorists and typical democrat voters both:
*Practice poor hygiene
*Are not US citizens
*Want America to lose the war in Iraq
*Hate George Bush even more than they hate America
*Are fanatics who have no concept of reality
*Want to kill Christians
*Call America an "imperialist" country
*Hope that airport security frisks Betty Sue instead of that middle eastern guy between the age of 18 and 30 whose name is Mohammed.
*Think that America has too much power
*Say that Osama Bin Laden "does good things" (thank you Patty Murray)
*Look like they have been homeless for quite some time
*Brag daily about the US body county in Iraq
*Think that everyone is Guantanamo should have an attorney or be released
*Condemn torture... at least by our side