Monday, September 12, 2005

I needed that laugh

The funniest thing I have read in a long time:
It used to be a crime to export some Western states potatoes to Mexico. Officials south of the border said they feared pests would come across in the shipments.

Mexico is worried about us exporting pests across the border? Maybe they should look in the mirror!

I say we send them our potatoes, force them to educate the small spuds in their public schools, learn to speak potatoe language, respect the potatoe culture, and act as if enforcing the law is "anti-potatoe."

Source story

8 comments:

Allen said...

I recall that old tune with a Latin beat, La kaka rocha, la kaka rocha.

It has new meaning in Oregon rental properties.

Daniel said...

You're in property management aren't you Allen?

Allen said...

Bingo!!

Bob said...

Your last anme isn't "Quail" is it?

Gullyborg said...

AHA! Your real identity has been discovered, Dan.

You are none other than former Vice President DAN QUAYLE!

There is still no "e" in "potato," Dan.

Bob said...

I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist.

But, you know what? Matbe if our Vice-President say there's an "e" in potato, there is an "e" in potato.

I have a photo of a 21 year-old Dan Quail posing with a golf club, a martini, and a toothsome blonde. -Absolute proof of his superior intellect.

Bob said...

Quayle Quayle Quayle Quayle Quayle
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Quayle Quayle Quayle Quayle Quayle
Quayle Quayle Quayle Quayle Quayle


Sorry.

Daniel said...

I thought that I was doing something wrong. Alas, blogger spell check has a habit of "eating" my posts so I stopped using it.

Occasionally my wife proofreads for me.