Sunday, August 07, 2005

Terrorists from Potterville

Oregon terror camp suspect extradicted to U.K.
LUSAKA, Zambia -- Haroon Rashid Aswad, the militant wanted by the United States for attempting to set up a terrorist training camp in Oregon, has been extradited from Zambia.

No word on whether or not Vera Katz has a job opening for Mr. Aswad. Also, Tommy Potter has indicated that unless he knows the terror suspect's shoe size, favorite tv show, and exactly how many lice are infesting his beard, then no Portland agency will offer support in his prosectution. However city agencies will still be able to offer to pay his water bill or find him some health care.

7 comments:

MAX Redline said...

LOL...can they pay my water bill while they're at it?

Diesel said...

Just a few more reasons why I won't live in Portland...

Al said...

We don't need any more reasons for not visiting Portland . . .

Daniel said...

Yes, just ask Randy Leonard to force other people to pay for your bill. He does it all the time.

Anonymous said...

We need to find the rest of these people like Asswad. Show them the same door as Bagwan Shree Rajneesh.

Anonymous said...

I believe the ACLU would defend and protect the Bagwan today. Imagin how the Bagwan and the terrorists would work together with the ACLU to take over the world.

I am Coyote said...

I am sure that Mr. Aswad wanted to move to downtown Portland in order to take advantage of fareless square as well.

Free water, free transportation. The only thing that really ticked Aswad off was all of the homosexualls living around him.