Monday, September 22, 2008

These boots are made for walking?

In case you thought it was just one or two nuts in Portland that want to force you to walk, bike or take the bus with that really pleasant smelling guy in the back here is a collection of government pages with the phrase "out of their cars" in it:

Tigard
The Tigard project is part of a broader strategy to get people out of their cars and to promote a healthier, more sustainable community.

Ashland
...demonstrate that there is a viable alternative to the car culture and that the downtown could be greatly enlivened by getting people out of their cars.

Senate Committee on Transportation
Discusses alternative ways to get commuters out of their cars.

GREEN HOUSE GAS REPORTING ADVISORY COMMITTEE
INDIRECT MOBILE EMISSIONS SUBCOMMITTEE
(DEQ)
Alternatives are not really working, hard to get people out of their cars. (really?)

Lake Oswego
If these people got out of their cars and into transit, that much room would be freed up for freight. (Resisting the urge to say "what do you mean by 'these people'")

2008 Northwest Transportation Conference
Getting People Out of their Cars, Travel-Smart and Other Mode Shift Strategies

The list goes on and on. We are simply "these people" to our benefactors in government and they want to control our lives.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Are you a bitter clinger?

Play multiple times to get different questions.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

But I don't LIKE you

I hate election time. It's that horrible time when Democrats make me actually want to support Republicans I can't stand.

The NRA sent me a Gordon Smith bumper sticker yesterday and I've actually considered slapping it on my car! Any other time of year I can't stand Gordon Smith.

But when I get out of my emotional fervor where I start listing all the reasons why Smith does not deserve my vote let alone my support and I think about the election in practical terms:

Smith is our only statewide elected Republican

Smith will at least support our judges

Smith may not be an R but he does count towards which party has the majority

Smith may have voted for amnesty but he has turned around (sort of) and Merkley will vote for amnesty and then give our new guests welfare

At least Smith won't vote to take my guns

Not a ringing endorsement but just like Obama makes McCain look palatable, Merkley is making Smith look like a bargain for Oregon. After the election I can go back to disliking him for another 5 1/2 years.

The new Michael Vick

It's sad to think that there are many people who think this way.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Merkley's party to punishing criminals: oppose

DEMOCRATIC PARTY OF OREGON BALLOT MEASURE POSITIONS
Measure 61: Creates mandatory minimum prison sentences for certain theft, identity theft, forgery, drug, and burglary crimes.
Democratic Party of Oregon OPPOSES

Measure 62: Amends constitution. Allocates 15% of lottery proceeds to public safety fund for crime prevention, investigation, prosecution.
Democratic Party of Oregon OPPOSES

So that's where the dems stand on crime this November. It's pretty black and white: send criminals to jail? NO. Using money for public safety instead of, for instance, public art? NO.

And don't talk to me about the legislature referred alternative to punishing criminals. Normal people want criminals segregated from society where they can't victimize us, democrats want them to have "treatment" in our backyards while making sure not to hurt their self-esteem.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

CAUSAnuts know big words

Most of the CAUSAnuts can't speak a lick of English which just makes it that much funnier when they write letters to the editor trying to use big words to justify lawbreaking.

“Unfortunately, extremists are less about enacting true, meaningful immigration reform and more about confusing an already complicated issue in order to push their own agenda and ideals."

Speaking as an "extremist" I am not only "less" about enacting "meaningful" immigration reform and more about enforcing the law. I know that is complicated.

Let me explain it: In America we have laws, you break them or you don't. If you break them you get punished.

I realize that this might be very different than in Mexico. There you break a law and you have the "complicated issue" of how much to bribe the law enforcement officer (there probably should be air quotes around that one) or how to breathe while lying in a puddle of your own blood.

My "agenda" and "ideals" involve DON'T BREAK OUR LAWS.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Back to school, back to Mexico and back to school again

Are you an illegal alien student who travels between Oregon and Mexico with great frequency?

Do you need to mule in some more meth for classmates but don't want that "absent" on your permanent record?

Or maybe the border patrol kept you from coming for the first day of school.

Well never fear because now our tax dollars have the solution:

BINATIONAL TRANSFER DOCUMENT
An outgrowth of Mexico's National Education System, the Transfer Document contains academic and health information on binational migrant students. It also is used as a binational report card with educational enrollment information that allows migrant students from Mexico to enter their local public school after the starting date.

It's the "tardy slip" that says "I would have been on time but I got deported."

Sunday, September 14, 2008

To be a servant

39 percent raise proposed for Ore. Governor
Many of Oregon’s public servants will get huge raises next year if a commission tasked with examining their pay gets its way.

The Oregon Public Official’s Compensation Commission recommends raises ranging from 22 to 54 percent.

It calls for raises of 39-percent for the Secretary of State, the Superintendent of Public Instruction and the Labor Commissioner.

I love the campaign commercials that compare how much we spend in Iraq (you know, that place we fight the terrorists so we can have seven years of no attacks on American soil) to how much healthcare/groceries it could buy a "working family."

How about how many bags of groceries could a working family buy with the raise money going to the our benefactors in state government?

Friday, September 12, 2008

They do the agriculture work

Mexican cartel blamed for Oregon reservation pot
Officials say a Mexican drug cartel turned remote patches of the Warm Springs Indian Reservation into vast marijuana plantations the past two growing seasons.

Two Mexicans suspected of tending nearly 7,000 plants were arraigned Thursday in U.S. District Court in Portland.

I'm hoping that Oregon's nursery industry helps pay for these illegal aliens defense because they obviously have good experience tending to plants.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

He should camp at Smith's warehouse

Self-described liberal continues protest against day labor center
Tom Wenning calls himself a liberal and says he disagrees with conservative commentator Lars Larson on just about every issue.

Except one.

Several times a week, Wenning stages a one-man protest outside Portland's taxpayer-sponsored day laborer hiring center. He opposes illegal immigration, and thinks the city is promoting it by giving day laborers, many of them undocumented workers, a place to seek work.

Good for you Tom. I sure wish this story had a quote from some city leaders. Imagine "citizens should back off while we allow criminals to break more laws..."

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Monday, September 08, 2008

A novel idea

Oregon should help employers follow the law
Brad Avakian, the new commissioner of Oregon's Bureau of Labor and Industries, has a sensible idea: Help employers follow the law before they run afoul of it.

After all, state and federal labor laws cover myriad details, such as what questions prospective employers can ask, how workers must be paid and when it's legal to fire them.

Employers who break the law risk fines of $1,000 or more. If workers go to court and win, the cost of misunderstanding labor law can be heavy indeed.

Noticeabley lacking: how to avoid hiring illegal aliens who are not eligible to work. I sure would like to see more workplace whistleblowers with regards to illegal labor practices that hurt American workers.

Sunday, September 07, 2008

And Obama says ICE officials are bad

Mexican official: Oregon man drowned in own blood
A Mexican prosecutor says an Oregon tourist drowned in his own blood while in police custody.

Sam Botner of Yancalla, Oregon, was arrested on Aug. 27 in the resort of San Jose del Cabo and was later found dead in a jail cell. Prosecutors say a surveillance video shows officers beating Botner.

But the Mexicans (and Obama) in the United States are constantly fretting that ICE officials are "terrorizing" the criminal aliens who have broken into our country.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Knocking down the doors of the undocumented

Washington Country is now cracking down on the undocumented!! Their method is "door-to-door license compliance checking" and fines of up to $500 will be levied on those without the proper documentation to be in the county!!

I'm talking of course about dogs. Illegal aliens will still receive the usual welfare and a blind eye from law enforcement.

I'm still waiting for Obama to talk about the "gestapo tactics" being used to "tear families apart" with regards to the dog laws.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Racism by any other name would stink as much

Minority program under investigation
A minority hiring program that was criticized last year for providing special treatment to racially diverse faculty is now under federal investigation.

Since August, the United States Department of Justice has been investigating whether the Underrepresented Minority Recruitment Program is in violation of Title Seven of the 1964 Civil Rights Act, which prohibits employers from discriminating against an individual on the basis of race.

The University of Oregon is using your tax dollars to violate the civil rights act. The openly discriminate on the basis of race. They pay employees different salaries based on race. And when they get called on it the whining about diversity starts.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Can't... stay... off... YouTube

Yes, heard this on the radio. There are "no crack heads in Alaska" which apparently affects "black policy." As far as I can tell this is an above average intelligence Obama supporter.

Monday, September 01, 2008

The unwashed masses

Watching the RNC protest videos as they go up on YouTube...

Our next VP

She shoots AR's... nuff said.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Support American auto workers... buy a Honda?

There was a lot of "our jobs are going overseas" stuff from the Obama rally last night. An autoworker actually said that it started with Bush.

It starts with the consumer. How many Toyota Prius' were in the parking lot of that DNC event? Insisting that you want a product to thrive for the purpose of creating jobs and then buying a competing product is insanity.

Obama can't make you buy a GM vehicle and he didn't ask you to. Some unexplained method was going to be used to "keep jobs from going overseas." If you are worried about jobs at Burger King then stop eating at the McDonalds next door.

But while I'm on the subject, how about the workers who lose their jobs to illegal aliens? How about the firearm manufacturers who Obama would like to put out of bussiness with lawsuits? What about Kahr and Kel-Tec who make handguns for concealed carry that he would like to outlaw? What about StagArms which makes AR-15 rifles that he would like to ban?

Would those workers be featured at the next Repulican convention in four years?

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Don't live in fear... unless you are criminals

Michelle Obama speaks to Hispanic caucus
Michelle Obama told a Hispanic caucus to the Democratic National Convention on Wednesday that they should not have to live in fear of raids by immigration agents.

Being Hispanic is not against the law... is she talking to illegal alien delegates?

Obama told delegates that her husband, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, wants to reform immigration policies and provide 11 million illegal immigrants a path to citizenship.

How does amnesty for illegal aliens benefit Hispanics? Depressing wages?

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

I hope he gets boo'd

The RNC Meets to Draft Their Platform: Sparks Fly on the Issue of Illegal Immigration
All eyes may be on Denver this week, but the Republican National Committee began their meetings to draft an election platform today ahead of next week’s convention. Sparks flew when delegates got into debate over illegal immigration, which reflected where John McCain originally stood on the issue, but has now taken a more conservative stance.

Two delegates wanted to harden the language surrounding the issue of amnesty. The draft read, “We oppose amnesty.” But, delegates from North Carolina and Colorado wanted to include opposition to “comprehensive immigration reform” because they believe it is a code word for amnesty. This sparked a heated discussion between members with a delegate from Washington DC who said that the Republican Party is a “not a xenophobic party, not an intolerant party. We are a compassionate party that follows the rule of law and endorses federal law,” said Bud McFarlane.

This is what happens to Republicans when they let democrats define us. The spineless among us start to use the dems lingo ("intolerant") and use it when they don't have a logical argument.

Imagine: "We are a party who follows the rule of law but think that we should reward lawbreakers... no wait, you're just intolerant.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

The land of make believe

Breaking news: I had sex with Larry Sinclair and Barrack Obama. (Daniel wonders to himself if he should put a "this is false" disclaimer so that Sinclair doesn't sue me with his suspended attorney)

We also used concaine together. Larry Sinclair snorted it off of my thigh.

Back to reality...

For some bizzare reason Sinclair seems to think I'm someone named "Gumby" and is now obsessed with me. Sorry Larry, I don't know you, don't care about you one way or the other and other than your obsession with me, (which I find facinating) I think you need to find a hobby.

Denver kooks

Monday, August 25, 2008

These are "frequently asked"? *explicit

Multnomah County has some strange folks in it but I do question the need for a government sponsored website that thinks the following questions are "frequently asked":

http://www.co.multnomah.or.us/man2manpdx/

As gay/bi/trans men, we have the right to good physical, sexual health, relationships, and to have fun.

This "right" is found next to that one about abortion and never ever having to hear about God outside of a church.

If you have any of the following questions, this may be the site for you:

What are the risks of sucking a guy off or being sucked?

I use meth on the weekends, what should I know about it?

I am looking to have fun with other guys who do guys, where can I go?

Note to Lars: just because one government agency (Multnomah County) wants to use "hip lingo" here to describe certain sex acts doesn't another government agency (the FCC) will let you read on the air what the previous government agency puts on the internent.

Back to the frequently asked questions. (because I know I was very curious about where I could "have fun" with other guys on the weekend while using meth)

To fist or not to fist?
Fisting means receiving a hand or fist up the butt and into the rectum. For those fisting, we recommend using latex gloves. If you are being fisted, we recommend you use loads of lubrication.

I’m HIV negative. How safe is it to have sex with a POZ guy?
Deep kissing, watching porn or erotica, mutual masturbation, and massage are all safe sex.

That's what they recommend. Go watch porn with someone who has AIDS. Sorry, someone who is "POZ." (that's the hip way to say it)

Cock Rings and Cleaning Toys
If you use a cock ring, it should feel comfortable and not too tight.

To clean your sex toys, use a bleach-containing solution of one part bleach to nine parts water for a 1:10 solution. This should be fine for the toys and keep you safe and healthy. Usually toys come with cleaning directions, you can follow those too!

To be fair here, the "cleaning of the sex toys" solutions was probably just copied from the Oregon Department of Educations recommendation to schoolchildren on how to clean their dirty meth needles.

I'm thinking that before Multnomah County asks for more taxes they might consider cutting whoever has the job of doing the FAQ about fisting.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Random Sunday musings

I just came from Back to School shopping at the Woodburn Walmart... I've never ever wished harder for a drink and a uniformed border patrol agent. (and I wish for those things quite frequently)

Which do you think encourages criminals to endanger civilian lives more:

Telling them that if they go X miles an hour on crowded streets the police will break off the chase.

or

Telling them that if they go X miles an hour on crowded streets that when the police catch them they will be maced and beaten with billy clubs.

I'm still waiting for the day when police can stop giving Miranda warnings but are required to tell people: you have the right to own firearms. You have the right to purchase firearms from a private seller. Any firearms you own do not need to be registered with the government.

Brett Favre is a crybaby.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Groups forms to give Paris Hilton publicity

Group finds voice for gay law students on campus
A group of law students focused on lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender legal issues will offer law students the first ever diversity-based moot court competition on campus this year, along with a host of other services.

"Really the purpose (of Outlaws) is to encourage diversity understanding within the school population and encourage awareness," Farrell said.

When Outlaws recently asked the ASUO for money to attend the conference and organize the moot court competition, the groups' proposal said the events were needed to compensate for a lack of gay-friendly programs at the law school.

"The UO School of Law currently has little programming that includes diversity-based Moot Court competitions, and the students have been dissatisfied with diversity programming at the law school in general because they feel underrepresented," the proposal stated.

It's like my old joke about "BlueOregon hates black people. It must be true because I keep saying it." People who choose to have homosexual behavior are so overrepresented in our society today it's sickening.

A Google search of uoregon.edu for the word "gay" brings up 4,230 hits. They have an concern committee, a resource center, an alliance social hour and on and on and on. But if they keep whining that no one loves them then they seem to get more attention.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Skools break the law

Imagine walking into a government owned polling place (school) on primary election day (last night in Washington) and finding a display promoting one candidate. (Obama)

It happened last night and Orbusmax has the story and photos!

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Judge fines colonists for Boston Tea Party

Day labor center protestor convicted, fined $500
A man charged with blocking the entrance to Portland's new day labor center in a one-man protest was convicted Monday of disorderly conduct.

Tom Wenning wanted his day in court to make a point that the city of Portland is subsidizing illegal activity with its day labor center.

The hiring site, located at the corner of Northeast Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard and Northeast Everett Street, opened in June thanks to a $200,000 grant from the city.

Libspeak translation: "Grant from the city" = "your tax dollars"

The judge said that this protestor "didn't know" that the potential hires were illegal aliens or not. With no respect due to "his honor"... EVERYONE KNOWS THEY ARE ILLEGAL. But hey, why ask me? I asked them! (this was in Cornelious)

Monday, August 18, 2008

Appealing to the sheeple

You know we are approaching election time because democrats are prattling on about "working families" and running commercials showing the nice suburban house with the picket fence.

Democrats hate the family and they sure as heck hate the white picket fence:

Remember when Metro Councilor (and former head of 1,000 friends of Oregon) Robert Liberty said “Ozzie is dead, and Harriet is a working mom,” Liberty said. “What we need are homes for single-parent families who want to live near where they work, shop and go to school.”

The Sexual Diversity Bibliography: Pre-K to 5 enjoys such titles as:
Zack’s Story: Growing Up with Same-Sex Parents
One Dad, Two Dads, Brown Dad, Blue Dad.

and of course:

The Dear One.
Feni is a 12-year-old African American girl whose mother has taken in an unwed pregnant teen. A lesbian couple is part of their circle of friends and family who support Rebecca.

Why don't the dems run commercials featuring unwed pregnant teens and lesbians? They push this stuff on our K-5th graders when no one is looking but come election time it's about "working families?"

Saturday, August 16, 2008

It's Saturday, I've done my chores, can I have my allowance Ted?

It's a discouraging that while preparing for the upcoming hunting season I run into the "Wildlife and Habitat Adaptation Sub-committee of the Oregon Global Warming Commission" on the ODFW website.

I take a quick break from learning what Daddy Government sets forth in terms of new bird regulations this year to see how many Sub-Committees there are in the Global Warming Commission.

It appears that the Oregon Department of Energy is now a giant "let's not use any energy" department think tank.

Their mission, as tasked by Ted, is to among other things "examine the feasibility of, and develop a design for, a load-based carbon allowance standard for Oregon."

Now I'm wondering if having my computer on all day is going to exceed the energy allowance that Daddy Government gives to me...

Friday, August 15, 2008

Par for the course

Portland is a hub for the car-free and care-free
Blah blah blah, car free nirvana and then
Their agenda: Climb aboard one of the light-rail MAX trains that crisscross the metro area, get off at the Oregon Zoo, and careen downhill on souped-up kiddie bikes. Bruises and broken speed limits — not to mention the occasional intoxicant — are par for the course.

So USA Today finds broken speed limits and drunk biking to be laudible.

Along with the MAX trains that whisk visitors from airport to downtown in 40 minutes, a sleek, tourist-friendly spoke of Portland's public transportation system is its expanding network of streetcars. Launched in 2001, the Czech-made cars run every 12-15 minutes and cost $1.75 to ride all day. They link downtown with such neighborhoods as Northwest/Nob Hill, home to a gaggle of high-end emporiums and restaurants, and newly developed South Waterfront, where a $4 aerial tram ride delivers million-dollar views of the Willamette (rhymes with "dam it") River, Mount Hood, and the downtown skyline.

It's an Orwellian descritption of travel in Portland. How far did this reporter have to drive to find their "hip" couple, presumably with no luggage or children, who don't need a car when visiting Portland?

And seriously, how many times can you describe something as "hip" in a single article? I think it would be "hip" if we simply gave Portland to Cuba.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Executive bias

Governor Encourages State Contracting with Minority and Women Owned Businesses
Governor Kulongoski today announced he sent a letter to state agencies accompanying Executive Order 08-16, directing agencies to adopt aspirational targets to increase opportunities for minority and women owned businesses that are competing for state contracts. The executive order identifies agencies that have contracting needs that are a good match with existing certified minority and women owned businesses.

The executive order also creates a new Promoting Diversity Certificate of Excellence program to recognize outstanding efforts by agencies to include minority and women owned businesses in their contracting efforts.

A normal person who looks at this would have to conclude that Kulongoski thinks minority and women owned businesses are inferior. Either that or he just has a racial and gender preference.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Man discovers fire

Latino immigrants suddenly avoiding the DMV
The number of Spanish-speaking people taking Oregon’s driving test plummeted in February, just as Gov. Kulongoski’s executive order took effect requiring test-takers to provide valid Social Security numbers.

State officials can’t think of any other reason to explain the pattern besides the governor’s order, said David House, DMV spokesman.

It is August 13 today and the Forest Grove News Times has this breaking story. Old news but I thought I would do a little poke in the eye here for the illegal alien kissers:

ICE raids on the rise
No more drivers licenses
No more carousel of information

And the victory for the criminal supporters is...

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Next: chemisty class to visit pharmacists, both legal and illegal

UO course takes trip to border for up-close look at immigration
A University class on immigration is spending the week at the United States-Mexico border learning first-hand about the experiences of those who seek to enter the United States both legally and illegally.

The class, founded by education professor Edward Olivos, left for San Diego Saturday for an intensive week of hands-on training with a local non-profit organization devoted to helping Latino immigrants.

Fischer said the 15 students in the class, which began meeting last week for some preliminary discussions, all feel that the borders should be opened.

"We're all pretty like-minded," she said. "We're against regulating immigrations and the new immigration laws. I don't think we should close our borders."

This taxpayer funded illegal alien help class is a prime example of why "higher education" doesn't need more money from the public. If you want to go help criminals break laws that's your business but don't ask us to pay... wait a minute, IT'S NOT YOUR BUSINESS. Society says that you can't help criminals break laws.

Read the whole story, have a barf bag handy.

Todays skools: reading, writing, helping illegals.

Monday, August 11, 2008

My public service to jobless artists

***PUBLIC ART OPPORTUNITY, Gresham, Oregon***
DESCRIPTION

The Regional Arts & Culture Council in Portland, Oregon, invites artists/teams residing in the United States to submit qualifications to create multiple freestanding sculptures for the new Center for the Arts Community Plaza in Gresham, Oregon.

PROJECT BUDGET: The art budget is $175,000 including all related costs for design, fabrication and installation.


Power, water and drainage will be provided to the location of the art. The use of these utilities is at the discretion of the selected artist and should not be viewed as an expectation or requirement.


What makes this public art so special is that with the use of water and power it can waste our taxdollars long into the future.


I'm sure that the citizens of Gresham are very excited to get this sculpture. Maybe they can ride the crime infested MAX to go view it. It's not like that $175,000 could have hired a couple law enforcement officers to actually improve the livability of that city.

Thursday, August 07, 2008

What pattern?

I'm looking at the "Most Wanted" list from the DEA (drug enforcement aministration) for our area. (the Seattle branch) Let me go down the list in alphabetical order for a bit... I will stop when I hit an American born person.

AGUDELO, Marin
POB:Columbia

AGUILAR-ESQUIVEL, Jose Antonio
POB:Mexico
Special note: "Identified as a load driver, believed to be a construction contractor/laborer"
Please pick this hardworker up at the local day labor site.

BARRON-VARGAS, Nolberto
POB:Mexico

CARMEN-ZAPATA, Manuel Del
POB:Dominican Republic

CISNEROS-ALVAREZ, Raul
POB:MEXICO

CHAVEZ, Raul
POB not listed (so I'm sooo sure it's America)

CONG, Huyen Thi
POB:Vietnam

CONTRERAS-GUTIERREZ, Carlos
POB:Mexico

CROY, Kurtis Ray
POB not listed but says Canadian citizen

CRUCEY, Eladio
POB:Dominican Republic

Ok, I honestly don't know when I will find an American in the bunch so I'm going to stop. Please check out the huge list for yourself and notice the names.

We can only hope that Obama or McCain will amnesty our good illegal friends so that future DEA most wanted candidates who have a Place Of Birth other than America will not be deported.

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Another one bites the dust

As of 21 minutes ago:

Mexican set for Texas execution after appeal denied
The U.S. Supreme Court denied the last-ditch appeal of a Mexican national on Texas' death row late Tuesday, paving the way for him to be executed for a pair of brutal slayings, state corrections officials said.

Get the popcorn because this one will be better than Tookie. This execution is especially important because so many people wanted to stop it. (not just the usual liberal claptrap) Thankfully:

A) We told the world government to take a long walk off a short pier

B) Texas told Bush to hold hands with the world government for the aforementioned walk

C) We told our good friend Mexico to get a piggy-back ride from Bush... again for the same walk

If they weren't both on the campaign trail I have no doubt that both Obama and McCain would appeal for this scumbag. We already know that Bush has.

EDIT: As of 8 minutes ago our country stinks just a little bit less.

Randy Ertman, who lost his daughter in the attack, said Medellin's supporters were misguided.

"Mexico has a big yard down there full of filth and murders and gangs and drug cartels and they're not mentioning anything about that," he said. "There's where they need to start their work."

Monday, August 04, 2008

I rode my bike to this blog post

Protest on Morrison bridge







You can thank the eco-nuts from the Convergence for Climate Action who would like us all to ditch the ipods, air conditioning and heated pools for cold showers, hot summers and a diet of brussel sprouts.

Keep your laws off of my standard of living.

EDIT: Here are some other eco-nut photos from this event.

Wake up, read Pravda

Federal bill may increase Oregon housing supply
Oregon home buyers and renters will have an expanded supply of housing as a result of federal legislation signed by President Bush last week.

It's not new home construction that increases the supply of housing, it's the federal government.

Measure 37 new houses = bad
Government new houses = good

Although attention has focused on the bill's much-debated mortgage relief for 400,000 U.S. homeowners and potential financial rescue of the nation's two largest home-mortgage insurers, Oregon's top housing official said the bill also will enable the state and private investors to pay for additional housing.

"state and private investors to pay" = "taxpayers to pay"

The private investors simply take tax dollars to finance their housing projects. This worked well with the bun cake shop in Portland.

The state credit is used to leverage bank loans for affordable housing at lower interest rates, typically 4 percentage points below market.

I love when the state is able to "leverage" things.

He said though the federal help is welcome, the state still is providing housing to only a fraction of eligible households.

What a way to start my Monday. I swear that I am reading from a state owned newspaper. Every comment in this article was from a government bureaucrat and the focus was on how this bill "benefits the state."

I'm almost positive that myself, as a homeowner who pays my mortgage on time, will not find any benefit here.

Saturday, August 02, 2008

Save the planet, recycle this blog post

The "going green" fad is getting worse. My only consolation will be how much more foolish it will look in restrospect the more people pile on.

We went to the beach this last week and the hotel we stayed at had "biodegradeable" keycards and signs in the bedrooms and bathrooms indicating that you could choose not to have your sheets and towels washed "to save the planet."

Of course at the local state park they had some "solar powered" exhibits... that didn't work. Not enough power I guess.

At least during the August Recess (I believe that congress is the only group who get more days off than teachers) I don't have to worry about the libtards mandating cold showers, no lights after 8pm and a moratorium on fast food restaurants. At least at the federal level.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

August comes in like a lion

Almost to August and there is so much to look forward to:

Aug 3 - NFL preseason (Go Colts)

Aug 5 - Texas exectutes illegal alien murderes (Go Texas)

Aug 15 - New Star Wars movie (Go Yoda)

And that's just in the first half of the month. Here's hoping for a big immigration raid or something like that for the second half.

Echo chamber

Due to high gas prices I am unable to do a blog post this morning. Please enjoy this "how to break the law" video for illegal aliens instead.


I especially like the "no matter where you are from this is your home now" comment. Sick people.

Monday, July 28, 2008

Don't shoot, I'm dangerous AND crazy

Officers weigh many factors in use of force

I'm going to stop at the headline. There is only one factor in the use of deadly force: does this person have the means, motive and opportunity to cause me serious injury or death and do I belive that is his intent.

When a Silverton police officer fired five bullets into an unarmed man who was charging toward him and defying orders to get down, he followed the basic premise of deadly police force: he shot to kill.

And this first sentence shows the bias in the media. Instead of saying "when a Sivlerton officer defended himself from and illegal alien who threatended him" they say "unarmed man" who "defied orders."

Gonzalez reportedly fired his gun as he was backing away from Hanlon, who was screaming, kicking and swinging his arms at the officer.

Despite the grand jury's finding of a justified shooting, Hanlon's family remains adamant that deadly force wasn't necessary. As they tell it, Hanlon was agitated on the night of the shooting and possibly in the throes of mental illness.

What does "possibly in the throse of mental illness" even mean? And how does that differ from "possibly in the throes of drug addiction" or "possibly in the throes of a murderous rampage" when an officer (or civillian) is threatened?

We can't ask our police to inquire if suspects who threaten them had a troubled childhood or are feeling a little crazy before making a decision that they think is neccessary to protect their lives.

If you have a family member that is mentally ill perhaps you yourself should make some financial or time sacrifice to get that person some help before you ask a cop to sacrifice his life.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Tax dollars can't find illegal aliens work

Day-labor site falls down on the job
The new city-sponsored day-labor hire site, which opened last month, could already be a failure. Or it could just need more time.

The site – a fenced-in lot at Northeast MLK and Everett Street – now attracts 70 to 80 workers each morning, but only 25 to 30 of them usually are hired by the time it closes at noon. There simply aren’t enough employers driving in, organizers say.

But the sidewalk workers, in essence, are stealing the jobs. Fifteen men stood at the corner of MLK and Northeast Lloyd Boulevard last week, their eyes peeled on the traffic.

“That’s one of the challenges we have, competing with the corners,” he said. “We need to find a way to get them here. We’re talking with the employers and day laborers. But legally we cannot force people to be here.”

You can't legally force them there? Since when are you worried about what's legal? In Portland we have a government that doesn't let a little matter like "legality" get in the way of what they want to do.

Start rounding folks up and force them into the government labor camp. This would be a fitting tribute to the political atmosphere of Portland.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Too bad he missed his own vital organs

Children witness life-threatening knife attack on their mother
A couple's argument erupted into an attempted murder/suicide Sunday, as a man stabbed his girlfriend in the stomach and then held off deputies before stabbing himself multiple times.

Simon Orozco-Garcia, 28, used a 5- or 6-inch serrated kitchen knife to deliver a life-threatening wound to Maribel Sanchez, 25, said Ginger Alden, the woman's adopted mother.

Orozco-Garcia, already suffering from at least one self-inflicted wound, stabbed himself repeatedly before deputies could hit him with a Taser and take him into custody.

Perhaps the police could have taken a lesson from the "hate any possible use of force" crowd and not used the taser so quickly...

Orozco-Garcia also will face federal immigration charges, said Tim Counts, a spokesman for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

In December 2007, Orozco-Garcia was convicted in Marion County of fourth-degree assault and strangulation involving a different woman and was sentenced to 60 days in jail, court records show.

Orozco-Garcia was deported from the U.S. on June 25, Counts said.

Why was this man deported when he clearly was in desperate need of a pathway to citizenship? His stabbing behavior is clearly just a result of horrible racist Americans splitting up his family. ("family" involves multiple women victims in this case)

Stay tuned to this blog for Orozco-Garcia's future exploits once he is deported again. We can only hope that next time Obama will have given him some sort of tax credit so he can afford a chain saw when he attacks himself.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

But don't eat the jalapenos

1. When I think "sanitation" I immediately think "I sure wish that I was drinking tap water from Mexico."

2. Criminals are clearly worried about signs that say "wash your hands" just like they are worried about signs that say "this is not your country."

With that being said I sure am glad to see tax dollars being spend to offer a Spanish Only Food Worker Class in Benton county.

Now let's pretend that you were born in America and you've reached the age where you can work in a restraunt or fast food environment. You can speak English. Granted it may not be proper English if you went to a public school in Portland but you could certainly take the class in English.

We could also pretend that you came here legally on a visa, speak Spanish and and now you want to... work at Burger King. Right.

It would require a willing suspension of disbelief to think that this class is not for illegal aliens.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Monday night rant

It's been a while since I've gone on a uncensored and discombobulated rant so here it goes:

I enjoy that so many of you hate me. I really do. The thought of hundreds of people waking up every morning to read what I write, scream epithets at their computer and then insult me brings a big smile to my face.

One of my favorite things I read is how you all describe "Miglavia" and I realize that this sounds like a wonderful place to live. Allow me to describe it.

In Miglavia:

1. English is the only language spoken. We don't even allow people in until they are fluent.

2. The "disadvantaged" are told to work twice as hard because "that's life."

3. Minorities are treated... exactly the same as everyone else. Imagine that injustice.

4. No lesbians are allowed to work for DHS or participate in court hearings regarding child custody hearings.

5. Lesbians aren't allowed to vote. (see number 5)

6. Women aren't allowed to vote, however they are allowed to let their husbands vote for them. Obviously lesbians don't have husbands.

7. The second amendment gets treated like we treat the first amendment in America. This results in small machine guns being mounted on top of most commuter vehicles. Road rage does not exist in Miglavia.

8. Abortion is legal and happens often. The term "death penatly" is replaced by the word "abortion."

9. There is a literacy test for voting. The test is: "do you read Daniel's blog?"

10. Wal-Mart becomes the number 1 provider of public education in the Miglavian free market system.

11. Spotted owls will be on the extra value dollar menu.

12. Public art consists of "art done by the public" rather than "art done by people who can't find anyone to buy their crap so the taxpayers have to pay for it."

13. The government of Miglavia will build the infrastructure around the needs and wants of the populace, not what we think will be good for you. Obviously this means everyone will drive a single occupancy vehicle.

14. All cultures will not be equal. Miglavian culture will be treated like the suprior system that it is. We will chuckle while the folks riding mass transit for three hours get to work look down on us.

15. A vegeterian alternative will not be offered.

16. People who cry "racist" every time a Miglavian law is enforced will be jailed.

Please help me with my semi-serious caricature. I want to know what other wonderful attributes Miglavia has to offer and thank you for hating me so much, it means a lot to me and my wife.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Easy as... uno, dos, tres

Looking for a job with the State of Oregon? Do you get a headache when you look at job listenings with a long list of duties? Then do us taxpayers have the job for you!

Child Care Provider (Spanish)
JOB DUTIES:
* Communicate with monolingual Spanish speaking clients
* Provide child care (ratio of 1 teacher to 4 children)

That's it. Just babysit the illegal alien kids.

Now I know what you are thinking: "doesn't a 1 to 4 ratio spit in the face if the 'overcrowded classroom' alarmists?" Not at all, you see the illegal alien kids need extra special attention while those of us with American kids need to be convinced to pass that extra school levy.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Keep your trash in your own country

Texas still plans to execute killer despite U.N. order
Texas will go ahead with the scheduled Aug. 5 execution of Houston rapist-killer Jose Medellin despite Wednesday's United Nations world court order for a stay, a spokesman for Gov. Rick Perry said.

The UN's International Court of Justice's call for stays in the cases of Medellin and four other Mexican nationals awaiting execution in Texas came in response to a petition filed last month by the Mexican government.

Medellin, 33, was condemned for the 1993 killings of Jennifer Ertman, 14, and Elizabeth Pena, 16, who stumbled into a drunken midnight gang initiation rite at T.C. Jester Park in north Houston.

What really sickens me is that "what happened" according to the Houston Chronicle is that the girls "stumbled into" something. If you have the stomach for it, you can read what these subhuman vermin really did HERE.

I'm glad that, at least in Texas, they still know what soveriegnty is and they are willing to punish these hardworking immigrants who McCain, Bush and Obama would all love to have mowing the lawn of your local middle school.

No law enforcement needed

"When nursing mothers are torn from their babies..."

Is it enough to excuse any crime as long as you are nursing or have kids coming home from school or just immigration crimes, labor crimes, purgery and ID theft?

Attacking law enforcement for doing their job while excusing criminal acts is a recipie for anarchy.

Monday, July 14, 2008

DMV: dept of marijuana

Dear Libertarians,

I know that some of you have an obsession with drug legalization, especially when it comes to marijuana. Some of you may be thinking of supporting the Oregon Canabis Tax Act ballot initiative. Don't.

Smaller government, lower taxes and more freedom is the libertarian creed. The OCTA violates two of those principles immediately and that's assuming that smoking pot is a "freedom."

From Oregon NORML:

"OCTA will raise money for the general fund..."

"...to sell cannabis, one must apply for an OLCCC license and one may only sell to the state liquor stores."

"The OCTA initiative does not designate a percent taxation on pot products, those numbers will fall to state regulation". (WWeek quote)

If there is a libertarian battle to be fought here it's to make the argument that the OLCC should be abolished, not to give them more authority to tax, regulate and sell products.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Without ID theft, Oregon will suffer

Nursery and restaurant lobby say immigration rule could cost Oregon thousands of jobs
The “No Match” rule, created by the Department for Homeland Security, would require employers to electronically verify the status of their workers to determine if their social security number is on record with the Social Security Administration.

In a nutshell: the restraunt and nurery industries say they want people to be able to work using YOUR social security number which causes YOU a bunch of financial problems.

Kathy LeCompte, owner of Brook’s Tree Farm near Salem, said that she has followed the undocumented workforce issue for nearly 15 years and that the proposed federal rule as it stands now, leaves her and other business owners with an unsure future. She doesn’t know if she should expand her business or invest in equipment because she is not sure how long her employees will be around.

Man Kathy, I feel about as sorry for you as I do for the drug dealer who is "not sure if he should expand his territory" because his illegal grow operation could be discovered and burned. Kathy says that her employees are criminals using other people's social security numbers! She admits that she is breaking the law by hiring them! And we are supposed to feel sorry for her as the victim here!

You can contact her with constructive critizism here office@brookstreefarm.com

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Portland icons oppose Peterson's

The Portland City Council plans to evict Peterson's Convenience store from their city owned retail location for "attracting a bad crowd." Why is the council doing this? I have obtained secret "friend of the council" briefs from several Portland notables that may have influenced their decision:

Dear Portland City Council,
Please close Peterson's Convenience store. We feel that it is attracting a lot of bums.
Sincerely,
Dignity Village

Dear Portland City Council,
Please close Peterson's Convenience store. We feel that it is attracting a lot of criminals.
Sincerely,
The taxpayer funded day labor site

Dear Portland City Council,
Please close Peterson's Convenience store. We feel that it is attracting a lot of freeloaders.
Sincerely,
Fareless square

Dear Portland City Council,
Please close Peterson's Convenience store. I feel that it could be attracting child predators.
Sincerely,
Neil Goldshmidt

Dear Portland City Council,
Please close Peterson's Convenience store. We feel that it offers a place for the homeless to use drugs.
Sincerely,
The 24-hour city hall bathrooms

Dear Portland City Council,
Please close Peterson's Convenience store. We feel that it is attracting a lot of intravenous drug users.
Sincerely,
The taxpayer funded needle exchange program

Dear Portland City Council,
Please close Peterson's Convenience store. We feel that it is attracting a lot of violent people.
Sincerely,
TriMet

Dear Portland City Council,
Please close Peterson's Convenience store. I don't think you should allow something to remain in a public place that is causing a spectacle.
Sincerely,
Tre Arrow

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

You need to stay away from my children

"You need to make sure your child can speak spanish." - Barack Hussein Obama 2008

Myopia at it's best

As near as I can tell I am currently doing this blog "due to high gas prices." When I finish the post it will because because of "soaring gas prices." And the breakfast I am going to eat will happen "despite high gas prices."

Every news outlet looks for the "gas price" angle. Marketing companies have figured out that sheeple are willing to buy a $10,000 product if it gets them $100 in "free gas." And casual conversation around the water cooler seems to have drifted away from the weather and now obsesses over a $0.02 increase per gallon. (that's an extra $0.40 cents on a fill-up if you have a 20 gallon tank, woohoo)

The irony is that the people who seem to complain the most are the same people who:

1. know the least about basic economics
2. spent $1,000 on fireworks
3. are holding a 12 oz Starbucks that cost them $4.50

Please, make them stop.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Things to do on taxpayer funded time

CULTURAL COMPETENCY: CHECKLIST FOR SUSTAINING MY LEARNING
1. I will continue to expand my experiences and interactions with diverse individuals and groups.
Examples:

2. I will access DHS resources on cultural competency and diversity in order to expand and develop my knowledge and skills working with diverse individuals and groups.
Examples:

3. I will continue to research and read about diverse cultural groups and their needs.
Examples:

4. I will attend workshops, trainings, and lectures about diversity and cultural competency.
Examples:

5. I will participate in a book club or study group related to diversity and cultural competency.
Examples:

6. I will advocate for time in staff meetings for sustaining the learning on cultural competency.
Examples:

7. I will maintain an open mind and a willingness to learn through all of my experiences with diverse individuals and groups.

8. I will not deport young American children to third world countries or allow parents to kill their children while a caseworker reads the newspaper.

Wait a minute, number 8 isn't really on the list. As you reflect on your workday today just remember that those Oregon income taxes they took from the paycheck that you earn went to pay the salary of Marita Baragli, DHS Diversity Coordinator, so she could come up with lists such as this one.

Monday, July 07, 2008

Men do not have fallopian tubes

I'm starting to think that a good portion of the world's media folks need lessons in basic biology. The nonstop press coverage of the Oregon woman who pretends to be a man having a baby this weekend is getting sickening.

Every news outlet refers to a "man" having a baby. (These are the same "scientists" who insist on global warming by the way)

Here is the story as reported by Daniel:

A incredibly selfish woman, who couldn't care less about the baby she is bringing into the world, has made a media spectacle of herself by pretending she is a man. Obviously if this were a man he wouldn't have the neccessary plumbing to give birth but the transgender supporters are willing to ignore that fact.

They might as well be reporting that a dolphin has just given birth to a human baby. Congratulations on being selfish enough to involve a child in your self-destructive lifestyle.

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Please mom and dad, we promise to be careful

It's time for our benefactors in the legislature to change Oregon's fireworks law. My argument is the classic "but Timmy's mom lets him play with cool fireworks."

What makes our friends just to the north so much more capable than us to use fireworks that "fly more than three feet off the ground or explode"?

Stop protecting the stupid from themselves. Stop treating us like children.

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Another "Oregonian" makes the news

Man arrested in Oregon in 13-year-old Newburgh killing
A 36-year-old man is being held in the Orange County Jail in Goshen following his arrest in Oregon and his return to the county.

Jesus Rosas Fuentes is accused of the September 29, 1995 shooting and killing Elpidio Guerrero, 19, in the Washington Heights area of the City of Newburgh. The incident, which is thought to have been a case of mistaken identity, was believed to be gang related.

City Police Lt. Charles Broe said Fuentes was arrested in Oregon last Wednesday by agents of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement and flown to Stewart Airport where he was taken into custody by Newburgh officers.

But it gets better. You know those "raids" that "frighten immigrant families" so much? Well it would appear that Fuentes was detained by ICE during one of those raids and only afterwards was it discovered that he was a suspect in the killing.

Check turns up warrant for 1995 Newburgh slaying
City police Lt. Charles Broe said Fuentes was taken into custody in Oregon Wednesday by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents.

A computer check turned up a 1996 warrant in the Guerrero slaying — signed by now-retired Orange County Court Judge Pano Patsalos — and the next thing he knew, Fuentes was on a plane landing at Stewart International Airport, escorted by U.S. marshals.

Imagine that, arresting criminals for being here illegaly and once you find their proper identity it turns out they are wanted for... more crimes!

ICE raids should be stepped up. The "community" of criminals should live in fear of being caught every minute of every day.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

"Hope" means their cart is half full

Why is it that the people who I would bet $100 are illegal aliens always seem to have the fullest grocery carts at the supermarket?

Does it have anything to do with the 7 and 9/10 children they have in the store eating food while walking down the aisle? (the 9/10 is the 8th anchor baby who might just drop right there by the Doritos)

How do people who have no legal way to earn income do their grocery shopping?

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Keep your laws off my guns

From the majority opinion:
Putting all of these textual elements together, we find that they guarantee the individual right to possess and carry weapons in case of confrontation. This meaning is strongly confirmed by the historical background of the Second Amendment. We look to this because it has always been widely understood that the Second Amendment, like the First and Fourth Amendments, codified a pre-existing right. The very text of the Second Amendment implicitly recognizes the pre-existence of the right and declares only that it “shall not be infringed.”

We have always had the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense. The Bill of Rights told government that they could not infringe upon this right. In theory that means stupid governors, mayors, presidents and even Ginny Burdick can't tell us what, where, when, how or why we have our guns.

maybe, kinda, sorta, a little, sometimes

Obama, McCain Condemn Supreme Court Decision on Child Rape
Democrat Barack Obama said Wednesday he disagrees with the Supreme Court’s decision outlawing executions of child rapists.

I have said repeatedly that I think that the death penalty should be applied in very narrow circumstances for the most egregious of crimes,” Obama said at a news conference. “I think that the rape of a small child, 6 or 8 years old, is a heinous crime and if a state makes a decision that under narrow, limited, well-defined circumstances the death penalty is at least potentially applicable that that does not violate our Constitution.”

That's a condemnation these days? I know it really pained Obama to know that the bitter clingers of America all think that child rapists should be on the fast track for the gas chamber so he had to come out with something.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

This should not be considered legal advice

Over the last few days I have heard numerous calls into Lars Larson regarding bullet types for carry weapons that the caller would use to lawfully defend themselves on the MAX. Here's my $0.02 so I can stop screaming at the radio when someone suggests full metal jackets.

I would first point out that the best way to survive MAX violence is DO NOT RIDE THE DARN THING.

Second, every bullet fired, even bullets lawfully fired in defense of yourself and others, has a lawyer attached to it. The prosecutor (hopefully) will decide that you acted legally but that doesn't stop the scumbag lawyers from coming after you in civil court. You DO NOT want to have to shoot someone.

When deciding what hangun ammo to use it's always best to ask the experts: law enforcement. This also relates to point number two I made. If, God forbid, you wind up in court for a lawful shoot it's geat to testify that "I carry Brand X which is what the local PD/Sheriff's office carries in their handguns."

I just realized that this is going to get very long so let me just point you towards a very exhaustive report worth a read.

Best Choices for Self Defense Ammo

Note: Hydra-shoks, full metal jackets and Safety Slugs do not make the list. I'm a fan of the Speer Gold Dot.

And no gun post would be complete without pointing you towards OFF.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Hungry for some real parenting

Looking at various government indoctrination camp websites and keep running across their "free" (libspeak: free = taxpayer funded) summer meal programs. It's getting depressing out there.

"Project Summer * Everybody Eats"
Beginning June 17th, eleven school sites will be participating in the summer food service program which offers meals at no charge to all children in the community ages 18 years old and younger.

No Special Application is necessary!
No Registration!

What's on the menu in Beaverton? Hold on, let me make sure I click on the English version...
Chicken Caesar Salad
Teriyaki Chicken Bento

Honey BBQ Rib Strips
with Rice
Tillamook
Cheeseburger

Fresh Turkey & Cheese
Sandwich
Spicy Chicken
Sandwich

Rib strips? Chicken Caesar salad? I guess you don't have to go to Applebees to be eating good in the neighborhood.

How long until we see a "weekend" food program to feed kids? Come on parents, do your job, don't let government do it for you. What a sad day for America to see families standing in line for their government provided food like they are in the Soviet Union.

Friday, June 20, 2008

No "coordinator for the success of opening a jail"?

Multnomah County now hiring:

Coordinator for Academic & Life Success
This position is central to advancing the goals of the Commission on Children, Families & Community (CCFC) towards closing the achievement gap. This position will spearhead initiatives to help ensure the success of all young people.

I'm not sure whether to laugh or be nauseous. This blog post is taking a little longer than usual because I have to type with one hand... a government bureaucrat is holding the other.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Press 1 for English


From the criminal lovers at CAUSA:
Today the Oregon Secretary of State’s office announced that Initiative Petition #19 has qualified for the upcoming ballot. The unfunded mandate termed “English Language Instruction” would prohibit teaching a public school student in a language other than English for more than two years. This November, Oregonians will have the choice to reject or pass a law which will take control away from local school boards, families and educators and place it in the hands of convicted racketeer Bill Sizemore.
Worried about crime all of a sudden Erik? Here is the text of this great measure. All the great theatrics of "unfunded mandate" and trashing the chief petitioner will not keep Oregonians from realizing that kids who don't habla don't have much chance for success in America.
The racketeers are the teachers who purposely put kids into ESL classes WHO DON'T EVEN SPEAK SPANISH to bump up the numbers and get extra funding.
Americans are tired of people with foreign and racial allegiances trying to make this country bilingual.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

It's not a caricature

Actual quotes from the OSU Daily Barometer:

Student creates cartoon for social injustice awareness
These injustices were listed to the class as racism, sexism, heterosexism, looksism, ageism and ableism.

"We were actually discussing what kind of areas we could educate the student body and faculty on campus," Loanzon said. "We had a broad topic of educating 'isms' to choose from."

Everyone else's project focused on a certain 'ism,' but we wanted to challenge ourselves with all the 'isms.'"

Each cartoon demonstrates a couple of "isms" that people use in a negative manner. The hero of the comic strip, Captain Ism, shows up with a witty anecdote about the ignorance of "isms" and their lack of conscientiousness towards diversity of people.

You would think that Captain Ism would be a parody that the College Republicans would use to make fun of the PC crowd but no, they are serious.

I bet Captain Ism is a real girly man...

Second quote:

An open letter to my white LGBT siblings
This letter will be angry. I won't apologize for any vitriol or confrontation here. I don't believe that we can have honest public discussions without being confrontational.

My anger comes from hearing, with dismay, about a party last weekend themed "Cowboys and Indians."

I don't know a lot about this party, other than it was hosted by a visibly white student at OSU who identifies as gay.

I was already laughing at this point.

But to wait for a person of color to express outrage at these actions is to deny my responsibility as a white person to combat racism. It is to put the burden (again and again!) on people of color to educate white people.

And I believe that dressing up as "Indians" at a party harms a group of people's right to self-determination.

Poor Michael, (writer of this letter) you are such a sad angry boy. But look how "brave" it is of you to act offended and stand up to the white man at OSU. I'm sure that it's a real tough environment to do that in.

The whole letter is good for a laugh if you aren't on a college campus. If you are on campus then you probably are very worried about Indianisms.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Another great day for lawlessness

Monday June 16 will mark another great day in Portland for criminals. It's the grand opening of the new criminal worker labor site. Supported by the Portland Police Beaureu and paid for with your tax dollars this wonderful area will provide a safe haven for people to find jobs that they aren't legally allowed to do.

If I didn't have to go to my legal job where I use my own SSN on Monday I would be there to protest.

Titus 3:1 Remind them to be in subjection to rulers and to authorities, to be obedient, to be ready for every good work,

1 Peter 2:13 Therefore subject yourselves to every ordinance of man for the Lord's sake: whether to the king, as supreme;

Romans 13:1 Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Saving kids from criminals

Why do we constantly here this nonsense about how arresting criminals is "splitting up families"? Ok, I guess we only here about it in the case of illegal alien identity thieves being arrested.

Why do we not here about it other times? Because we all recognize that kids shouldn't be around their criminal parents. But in the case of criminal aliens everyone likes to pretend that they are just breaking that one silly law that doesn't matter anyway.

Just imagine how a child's perception of law enforcement changes when he finds out that mommy and/or daddy is a criminal alien. Imagine how it can enable the child to learn to justify breaking other laws because after all, mommy and/or daddy do it and the mayor of Portland applauds them.

Imagine the kind of company this child will be around because criminals like to hang out with other criminals. ID theft, rape, drunk driving and drug dealing: it's all ok because we don't want to split up families... as long as you are also an illegal alien.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Toyota hurting the poor

Press Release:

Daniel calls for a "windfall profits tax" on the Toyota Prius. "With gas prices going up, more consumers are encouraged to buy the Prius" said Daniel in a prepared statement, "these market forces are causing obscene profits at Toyota which must be reined in."

A corportate spokesmouth from Toyota indicated that people seem to want to buy their product and that it's up to consumer choice but a recent survey of the Pearl District found that many consumers felt pressured to use the Prius for transportation.

"I just want to get to my government job" said one PD resident.

Daniel insists that if Toyota and other manufacturers are going to continue to respond to market demands there must be some regulation. "We can't just allow these companies to take advantage of people by producing goods and services that they want, there has to be a reasonable limit" says Daniel.

Importing strippers

Male dancers accused of raping Oregon woman
KLAMATH FALLS, Ore. -- Three members of a touring male revue dance group have been arrested on accusations they raped a 24-year-old woman.

Bail for each is set at $200,000. Armagnac-Bernal, a Czech national who has overextended his visa, is also being held on an immigration hold.

An illegal alien male stripper is an accused rapist... I wonder if he was here originally on a work visa and if so what did he put down as his occupation?

Can I please here it from the mouths of McCamnesty and Hussein Obama that "stripping is a job that Americans won't do so we need to import these workers or our economy will suffer."?

Monday, June 09, 2008

The poor don't have to save the planet

Low-Income Advocates Support Whitehouse on Climate Change
Legislation proposed by Rhode Island U.S. Senator Sheldon Whitehouse capping carbon emissions can protect low-income Oregonians while fighting global warming, advocates told Oregon's U.S. Senators Gordon Smith and Ron Wyden Thursday in a letter presented prior to a vote on the issue.

Absent adequate protections such as those proposed by the Whitehouse amendment, carbon emissions controls could increase the hardship faced by low-income families, said Sheketoff. He noted that these families typically lack the means to invest in energy conservation measures and energy efficient and cleaner technologies and that higher gasoline, food and other costs that will rise under a carbon cap take a bigger bite out of their incomes, compared to higher-income consumers.

To me, the "global warming" issue is a dumb as the illegal alien issue. Illegal means illegal and since global temperatures aren't going up then we obviously don't have a "global warming" problem. (which is why the terminology has gone to "climate change")

What we have is an outright power grab and a huge tax increase by government in the name of saving the world. But oh wait, our good liberals in congress will make sure that the poor don't share in the burden.

I haven't read the amendment but I'm not sure how you protect one group of people when the cost increase of cap and trade will be seen in your electric bill, your gas bill, your grocery bills, your water bills, your household goods and your transportation bills.

If the earth has a fever how come I'm the one who is nauseous?

Friday, June 06, 2008

Illegal aliens make me a sad panda

Illegal immigrants held in jail for $95 a day
Illegal immigrants from all over the state are being housed in Lane County's jail, and taxpayers are footing the bill.

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, or ICE, has teamed up with Lane County Sheriff's Office to jail illegal immigrants accused or convicted of crimes in Oregon, before proceeding through the deportation process.

"I get deported in 2004. So I stay in Mexico for a while. After that, I come back," said Mexican immigrant Edgar Hernandez-Cortes. [to vote for Obama]

So KVAL does a story on illegal aliens draining our tax dollars and then has the obligatory...
Stay with KVAL.com to hear the personal stories from some of the illegal immigrants featured in this report.

Yes, I can't wait until I hear the sob stories about how Edgar can't get in-state tuition and had to steal some grandma's SSN to get a job landscaping and his wages are sooo low and the Oregon Health Plan won't cover his Lazik eye surgery and he's really upset about not being able to buy Corona with his food stamps...

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Commute the gubment way

You selfish jerk. I understand that you are taking personal responsibility for getting to work. You are giving the earth a fever. It's time to commute... government style!


For example take my commute:
Mapquest says: Total Estimated Time: 14 minutes

Tri-Met says: Travel time: 43 minutes (including 3 minutes walking and 8 minutes waiting)

Why have personal independence, a nice ride where I can listen to KXL and the lack of smelly bums and trash when I could spend an extra hour a day going to and from work? Plus I could stop showering (I assume that many tri-met riders go for this option) due to the standing in the rain!

Monday, June 02, 2008

Unions: solving the problem of the lazy being unemployed

When Oregon unions flex, candidates win races
Organized labor -- public employee unions in particular -- spent hundreds of thousands of dollars and uncounted volunteer hours on Oregon's May 20 primary elections.

Yet in a recent newsletter to members, AFL-CIO leaders boasted about "the most aggressive pro-union election effort in any Oregon primary election. . . . One hundred percent of our endorsed candidates celebrated victory."

The stand-out example of union influence in the primary was the state attorney general race between Democrats John Kroger, a law professor at Lewis & Clark College, and state Rep. Greg Macpherson of Lake Oswego. SEIU contributed $317,371 to Kroger's campaign -- more than one of every three dollars he raised.

The OEA, which represents teachers, kicked in $50,000.

When government is the biggest employer in the state and all these workers are supporting Big Union (said in an ominous tone) with their dues it's no wonder that they call the shots.

Private companies learned long ago, as did the workers, that when Big Union comes in, finacial solvency goes out.

I know they love to talk about "working families" and the "middle class" but where do you suppose that these "working families" prefer to do their grocery shopping: the store with the union or the one with the cheaper groceries?