Friday, June 06, 2008

Illegal aliens make me a sad panda

Illegal immigrants held in jail for $95 a day
Illegal immigrants from all over the state are being housed in Lane County's jail, and taxpayers are footing the bill.

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, or ICE, has teamed up with Lane County Sheriff's Office to jail illegal immigrants accused or convicted of crimes in Oregon, before proceeding through the deportation process.

"I get deported in 2004. So I stay in Mexico for a while. After that, I come back," said Mexican immigrant Edgar Hernandez-Cortes. [to vote for Obama]

So KVAL does a story on illegal aliens draining our tax dollars and then has the obligatory...
Stay with KVAL.com to hear the personal stories from some of the illegal immigrants featured in this report.

Yes, I can't wait until I hear the sob stories about how Edgar can't get in-state tuition and had to steal some grandma's SSN to get a job landscaping and his wages are sooo low and the Oregon Health Plan won't cover his Lazik eye surgery and he's really upset about not being able to buy Corona with his food stamps...

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Speaking of Pandas, ever notice how most of the employees at most Panda Expresses speak Spanish and not Chinese?

I liked it when an employee dropped a Huge number of to-go food containers on the floor and then put them all back in the storage rack.

Where was the Queen of Dirty Dining when we needed her?

Anonymous said...

Speaking of sad pandas, you should be. Didn't you say you were a Christian? Or maybe you meant you were a KKKristian of the Hitler SS style. Probably...my mistake

Anonymous said...

Is that a ku klux kristian? That would be the Repubican party, Home of the pedophile, for you

Allen said...

Perhaps the Libs should post their comments in Bold CAPS as they always find a need to yell.

Anonymous said...

Hey STUPID LIB'S - that's $95 a day LESS for food stamps and health care for the NEEDY, dummy!

Anonymous said...

I find it sadly appropriate that you are using one of the extreme right's least favorite shows "South Park" as your basis for this story. Specifically, the sexual harassment Panda episode.

Anonymous said...

sexual harrassment is a hallmark of the repubican party. not that surprising to me.