Looking for a job with the State of Oregon? Do you get a headache when you look at job listenings with a long list of duties? Then do us taxpayers have the job for you!
Child Care Provider (Spanish)
* Communicate with monolingual Spanish speaking clients
* Provide child care (ratio of 1 teacher to 4 children)
That's it. Just babysit the illegal alien kids.
Now I know what you are thinking: "doesn't a 1 to 4 ratio spit in the face if the 'overcrowded classroom' alarmists?" Not at all, you see the illegal alien kids need extra special attention while those of us with American kids need to be convinced to pass that extra school levy.