Monday, September 15, 2008

Back to school, back to Mexico and back to school again

Are you an illegal alien student who travels between Oregon and Mexico with great frequency?

Do you need to mule in some more meth for classmates but don't want that "absent" on your permanent record?

Or maybe the border patrol kept you from coming for the first day of school.

Well never fear because now our tax dollars have the solution:

BINATIONAL TRANSFER DOCUMENT
An outgrowth of Mexico's National Education System, the Transfer Document contains academic and health information on binational migrant students. It also is used as a binational report card with educational enrollment information that allows migrant students from Mexico to enter their local public school after the starting date.

It's the "tardy slip" that says "I would have been on time but I got deported."

9 comments:

anthony delucca said...

This is the most idiotic thing that I've ever seen. However, it's a shame for me to admit that it doesn't really suprise me.

Pity.

Anonymous said...

Borders are a relic of the 20th century, guys. Haven't you heard of globalization? Or does that, like climate change, also not exist? The war's over. Deal with it. Move on. Or you're destined to spend the rest of your lives bitching about something that ain't going back to the way it was.

Anonymous said...

If boarders are a relic of the 20th century , why does mexic and canidia , and all the other countrys still have boarders?

I don't know about you but I like our standerd of living, don't let turd world countrus bring it down!

DAVE01 said...

Anon 8:12
If borders are a relic of the 20th century, why does every country have one? I don't think you are living in this universe. I think you are in an alternate universe. I'm assuming robbery, raping and killing being against the law is a relic of the 20th century too? Why don't you go volunteer to be the chief of police in nuevo laredo, I hear it's a fun place. Get out of my country you racist America hater.

Bobkatt said...

Yes dear lemmings, borders are a thing of the past. After all, the multinational corporations don't want no stinkin' borders. National pride is something they have never understood. The only allegiance they have is to the all mighty dollar. To them you are just a useful idiot or a useless eater. Deal with it.

Anthony DeLucca said...

Anon 8:12..you are an absolute sheep. People like you scare me. If it is just "One Big World"...who gets to govern it? Who decides which laws of the world are to be followed, and which ones to abandon? Which system of Government will rule this big world?

If you don't think borders are necessary in todays world, then why do you lock your door when you leave your home / apartment? To keep people who don't belong in your house, out of your house. Correct?

Now let's say that people who didn't belong in your home got in anyway, and now they have become your responsibility. You have to give them money for food, money for healthcare, money for an education, you have to pay for their kid's lunches at school, you are responsible for learning thier language (let's say Spanish) at your own expense so that you are able to effectively communicate with them, you have to print all of the items in your home with a Spanish translation, your answering machine is required to be in both Spanish and English, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. On top of that, the people who entered your home illegally will in no way, shape, or form make any attempt to adapt to your rules. Instead, they will bring their culture and way of life to your home and expect you to accomodate them. It's costing you thousands extra per month, yet they are providing you with little or no additional income. What little income they do give you, isn't enough to offset the costs associated with providing for them. Even though they may have jobs, a big portion of the income they make is sent out of the home. What they keep, they spend on cars, cell phones, ipods, and other assorted luxuries that you can no longer afford due to increased expenses.

Sound Familiar? I'll bet you want to make sure your door is locked now huh?

Bobkatt said...

Anthony-that's a good start but also add that they also bring into your home disease that you never had to worry about before, ruthless gangs, terrorists and a life ruled by corruption. Bring in enough and they will take over your house and you will be on the street. But hey, don't discriminate, just accept it like a good little corporate slave.

Anonymous said...

Anon dumbass 8:12

If the US border is a relic of the last century then so is your front door jackass!

why should anyone ever respect your home? Did you think about how stupid your statement is?

Do us all a favor stop breathing and save us the carbon footprint your moronic ass is creating.

SAVE THE PLANET, END LIBERALISM!!!

Gumby said...

Does anon 8:12am leave his doors unlocked so anyone can simply saunter in and out of his house, helping themselves to his stuff? If borders and property lines aren't important to him, I wonder if he'd mind if I parked my RV on his front lawn for a few months?