Tuesday, August 26, 2008

The land of make believe

Breaking news: I had sex with Larry Sinclair and Barrack Obama. (Daniel wonders to himself if he should put a "this is false" disclaimer so that Sinclair doesn't sue me with his suspended attorney)

We also used concaine together. Larry Sinclair snorted it off of my thigh.

Back to reality...

For some bizzare reason Sinclair seems to think I'm someone named "Gumby" and is now obsessed with me. Sorry Larry, I don't know you, don't care about you one way or the other and other than your obsession with me, (which I find facinating) I think you need to find a hobby.

10 comments:

Gumby said...

I wish some bounty hunter would grab Larry Sinclair and haul him off to Pueblo to answer the open warrant for his arrest.

:)

Gumby said...

Larry desperately wants to be the next "Paula Jones" and get filthy rich off book and interview royalties. So far, it's not working out too well for him, haha.

Meet Larry Sinclair:

http://www.co.pueblo.co.us/cgi-bin/webpurbroker.wsc/mostoff.html?name=135062

That is a current warrant, BTW!

Gee, wonder why he isn't at the Denver DNC? LOL!

Anonymous said...

"The land of make-believe." Words that could easily serve as the introduction to virtually all of Daniel's posts. Or, as the name of his blog.

This Sinclair fellow looks like a hard-core, self-absorbed lunatic. A perfect match for Miglavs. You two should be very happy together. :-)

Anonymous said...

You don't care about Larry one way or another, but you devote a post to him. Now who is obsessed?

Bobkatt said...

I wonder if Mr. Sinclair has a blue dress?

Anonymous said...

I see the name Janis Miglavs who lives near you. Is he also part of the CessPool. Nat Geo may not like that

Anonymous said...

It is true what they said, at Larrys u got beat with a ugly stick. I think the stick broke on u

Anonymous said...

I hear that guy Larry Sinclair
punked you real bad.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Gumby

I am sending your rap sheet to the AG in Delaware, think they will be interested to have your info.

Anonymous said...

Hey Daniel-

Sorry you have drawn the attention of Larry's tard squad. Unfortunately he has misidentified dozens of anonymous bloggers at this point, so don't feel like you're the only one.

Just last night, I got an email from one of them telling me I'm next!

I'm so excited to see who they think I am. I already feel bad for that person too...