Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Abandoning all pretense

Even I was surprised at this one: (via Orbusmax.com)

NARAL SCREW ABSTINENCE PARTY
Featuring:
Pork Filled Players - Seattle theatre's hottest sketch comedy group performs a sex ed class for adults

Toys in Babeland - Seattle's sleaze-free, sex-positive purveyors of adult toys offer tips on "Sexy Safer Sex"

Lady Jane DJ - Seattle's First Lady of the turn tables spins the latest in Hip-Hop and R&B

Hors d-oeuvres - Scrumptious Appetizers generously donated by Watertown

Ticket prices:
$15.00 "The Birds and the Bees" - Gets ya in the door.

$30.00 "The Full Monty"- Gets ya in the door, a Screw Driver drink ticket, & a Screw Abstinence T-Shirt. T-shirt sizes are limited so order yours ASAP!

So NARAL is hosting drinking parties with the theme of "screw abstinence" where you can buy sex-toys and listen to rap music. Ummm, don't the feminists oppose being called "bitches" and "hos" in that music or are they liberated enough at these NARAL events that it's ok to be a "ho?"

You know what some guys are thinking? I can go to this party where I know that girls are getting drunk and they put out and I know I don't have to worry about kids because they are willing to have an abortion. Anyone else miss chastity and chivalry?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm going to buy a bunch of tickets and then go hand them out for free at the event to those who wish to join the fun.

Daniel said...

Yes abel, catching a case of herpes from some drunken stranger does sound appealing, but I think that I will probably stay home with my wife instead...

And anonymous, your writing makes no sense. You're going to buy tickets to the event and then hand them out at the same event? Wouldn't people at the event already have the tickets you are handing out? Hmmm, perhaps the chlamydia has affected your brain...

Anonymous said...

Dan, I am sure you and Repugnicant sailor would be the first ones in line if it was down in Oregon. I am still waiting for a conservative woman worth wasting a rubber on--most of them need to learn the proper techniques at apply make-up and creating a hair style that doesn't look like a fright wig.