Even I was surprised at this one: (via Orbusmax.com)
NARAL SCREW ABSTINENCE PARTY
Pork Filled Players - Seattle theatre's hottest sketch comedy group performs a sex ed class for adults
Toys in Babeland - Seattle's sleaze-free, sex-positive purveyors of adult toys offer tips on "Sexy Safer Sex"
Lady Jane DJ - Seattle's First Lady of the turn tables spins the latest in Hip-Hop and R&B
Hors d-oeuvres - Scrumptious Appetizers generously donated by Watertown
$15.00 "The Birds and the Bees" - Gets ya in the door.
$30.00 "The Full Monty"- Gets ya in the door, a Screw Driver drink ticket, & a Screw Abstinence T-Shirt. T-shirt sizes are limited so order yours ASAP!
So NARAL is hosting drinking parties with the theme of "screw abstinence" where you can buy sex-toys and listen to rap music. Ummm, don't the feminists oppose being called "bitches" and "hos" in that music or are they liberated enough at these NARAL events that it's ok to be a "ho?"
You know what some guys are thinking? I can go to this party where I know that girls are getting drunk and they put out and I know I don't have to worry about kids because they are willing to have an abortion. Anyone else miss chastity and chivalry?