Sunday, July 09, 2006

Another classic email

Important Announcement!

President Vincente Fox has announced that Mexico will not participate in the next Summer Olympics.

He announced that, "Anyone who can run, jump, or swim has already left the country."

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

How bout Child Rapers and Puppy Porkers or did we get them all as well?

Bruce said...

Daniel..Daniel..Daniel....That's about 20 years old.....BUT it is still good and TRUE. Leave the joke telling to the barber trade. Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha.....Here's one. "Why don't blind people go skydiving?...............................................................because it scares the shit out of the dog".

Brent said...

Did you see this story: Three car wreck in Hillsboro kills one, injures two.

http://www.kgw.com/news-local/stories/kgw_070906_news_hillsboro_fatal.40a91f9d.html

I didn't think much of it until I saw the names.
Paul Aguilera-Belman
Eridani Chavez
Juan Diego-Chincoya

Anybody see any similarities?

Daniel said...

If you were Bob Tosh then you would be in trouble for saying that...

Support Bob Tosh

Anonymous said...

More havoc in Hillsburrito, and more American lives needlessly destroyed.

Scottiebill said...

Hey, Brent, You left out one part (or maybe you aren't sure yet). Are these guys legal or illegal? And if they are illegal, who issued them their drivers licenses? Or did they have drivers licenses at all? And what was their b/a content? Or their b/d content?

One has to wonder about these things.

Of course, the fishwrapper would not publish these facts, unless the article pertained to someone with WASP surnames.

Scottiebill said...

And as far as Mexico not participating in the next summer Olympics, I have but one comment - WHO CARES????