Due to a vast left-wing conspiracy that has been out to get me since I started blogging, my DSL modem has died. Unfortunately I have to wait until Monday to get a new one sent to me.
This is just a brief post from a library computer. (I knew that I paid property taxes for a reason)
Rest assured I have not gone away. I will be back with a vengence next week and will be getting back to my mission of putting Halliburton in charge of everything, opressing indigenous people around the world, raising gas prices through some loophole in the free market that economists can't seem to explain and forcing women to live their lives barefoot and pregnant.
Until then I guess I will have to spend some time outdoors or with my family... man I miss the internet already!