Thursday, September 14, 2006

Smoking = bad, drugs = good

So we've all heard that there is a plan to ban smoking from Pioneer Courthouse Square. Calm down potheads/crackheads/methheads, we are talking about tobacco here.

You can actually be excluded from the public square for smoking. (again, talking about tobacco) This is kind of ironic considering that the Mayor and city council curtailed the "drug and prostituion free zone" that kicked out people who smoked drugs in the area.

The Pioneer Courthouse Square also celebrates the "recent success" of the "7th Annual Million Marijuana March." Was somebody saying something about "family friendly?" Or was it about "smoking pot in your living room...?"

For those of you who have never been to Pioneer Courthouse Square I offer these pictures of "Porland's family friendly living room":
(as always, click to enlarge)

Shockingly the woman in the marijuana t-shirt appears to be smoking. My only consolation is that it is probably a joint not a dreaded cigarette.


Those who frequent "Portland's living room" have been known to wear chicken's on their heads. PETA has been advised...


On their way to the living room. NOTE: Spanish marijuana signs. Great.

*LANGUAGE*

Apparently Iraqis have been added to the list of things you can't smoke in Portland's living room. So let's see, no tobacco... no Iraqis... yep, that's it. Family friendly now.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

FREE SPEACH IS THE NEXT THING TO GO, we are all in fear of drugs--oh ok not tobacco or booze. lets ban everything

Amy the Razor said...

Pioneer courthouse square was the site of the very first abortion clinic in Portland.

Daniel said...

It is the armpit of Portland.

Bruce said...

I am so tired of this piece of shit state with all it's political correctness and left wing shit, anti-white male anything...I can't wait to move when my daughter goes to college...I will move with her and find someplace old-fashioned, I hope.

John Eyler said...

Well if I can't smoke at Pioneer courthouse then I don't need to go there, I'd feel persecuted and excluded by the "Man". All that intolerance just destroys my self-esteem. How can this type of bigotry exist in America. Why doesn't the ACLU stand up for me. Its not my fault I smoke.

Anonymous said...

I like to spit some Beech-nut in that dudes eye!

terry said...

If you smoke, yes it is your fault. Lars said so.

Tim said...

Let's just re-name Pioneer Courthouse Square, Red Square. A fitting name given the RDDB (Red Diaper Doper Babies) that run Portland and Multnomah County.

Chris McMullen said...

"Let's just re-name Pioneer Courthouse Square, Red Square."

Beautiful Tim, nice one!

I find it supremely amusing Portland wants to keep Pioneer Square 'family friendly.' What joke. Homeless teenage panhandlers and junkies are family friendly? Letting a bum sleep, urinate and puke in the corner is somehow worse than smoking? My child is more traumatized by looking at one of those stinky, pierced, tattooed freaks then smelling cigarette smoke.

And what about Randy Leonard? He wants to ban smoking on all downtown sidewalks!

Chris McMullen said...

"Let's just re-name Pioneer Courthouse Square, Red Square."

Beautiful Tim, nice one!

I find it supremely amusing Portland wants to keep Pioneer Square 'family friendly.' What joke. Homeless teenage panhandlers and junkies are family friendly? Letting a bum sleep, urinate and puke in the corner is somehow worse than smoking? My child is more traumatized by looking at one of those stinky, pierced, tattooed freaks then smelling cigarette smoke.

And what about Randy Leonard? He wants to ban smoking on all downtown sidewalks!

Anonymous said...

So, dude...bongs are still ok, right?

I've got a six-man...er...person hooka I'd like to drag [ooo -- a pun!] out. I guess mom won't mind, as long as I leave dads stash alone.

Wait -- what was the topic again?

Hey! Look! a bicycle!

I have the munchies.

My mouff is dry.

What?