I have noticed a phenomenon amongst some liberals. They have a compulsive tendency to plaster their car, almost exclusively a Toyota, with bumper stickers. (possible idea for new sticker for Toyota owning liberals: I vote union but I buy foreign)
These bumper sticker disorder people are not content with just one "I hate Bush" logo on the back of their vehincle, nooooo. You may not get it then. A second "crossed out W" is required. This is followed by a "Defend America, defeat Bush" and "Bush is a retard."
Once the driver is absolutely, positively sure that you are vaguely aware of his/her/it's distaste for our current president we move onto the anti-war stickers. With slogans you may not have ever heard yet (at least not outside your mainstream newspaper) like "no blood for oil" and out of Iraq now" you get the notion that the driver is somewhat opposed to our invasion in the middle east. But just in case we will have also have a "Send Jenna and Barbara first" sticker so you know how they really feel.
Next up you have the stickers identifying the gender of the vehicle. This can sometimes be difficult because of the feminine nature of liberal men and the masculine nature of liberal women but it can be done. Stickers like "keep your values off my body" mean that a slut, I mean, a woman who wants to have anonymous sex with people and kill any baby that results from it, I mean, a "pro-choice" feminist, driving.
This one may also be a female: (do not judge by the hairy legs or general unattractive appearance)
Usually the stickers with swear words are driven by liberal men.
This is a serious problem for these people and they need help. The compulsion to continue to place bumer stickers in excessive of the available bumper space is clearly a disorder of some sort. It is only a matter of time before the rear winshield gets completely covered and this is a safety risk. Perhaps a more positive outlet for these liberals is necessary, they could try calling in to one of the 3 radio stations that carry Air America and vent their frustration there or just become college professors.
But please, stop ruining your Toyota.