Tuesday, October 31, 2006

A day in the life of a liberal

[This will be a new series where my liberal alter ego, Danny, will describe his daily life and thoughts as a liberal]

So as I was driving to work this morning I saw a man by the off-ramp begging for food. I just can't believe that we live in a society where people are starving. If those greedy Republicans weren't obsessed with tax cuts then maybe this man would have some food.

I then proceeded to Starbucks to buy my daily $4 Mocha-Frapachino-Latte and drank it while being upset with society for not having a conscious.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Danny, looks as you have enjoyed a few to many Starbucks which is killing the gas milage in your Navigator.

Kristopher said...

That's the advantage of being a conservative ... you can have your $4 coffee and drive an SUV and not feel guilty about it.

And I still want a Nuclear-Battery powered SUV.

bjdorr said...

Daniel doens't need to feel guilty about drinking Starbucks and driving a Navigator. Driving a Navigator and drinking Starbucks is not illegal, is not a crime, and is not morally wrong. Those are his personal preferences, whether that may be the reality or his "altered ego" scenario.

The problem I have with liberals, progressives, and socialists is the idea of telling others what to eat (meat vs. veggie patties), what to drive (Prius vs. Excursion), what to say (go to any protest rally that opposes the liberal viewpoint), what to drink (no Starbucks), what to smoke (no cigarettes but marijuanna is okay), how to pump gas (no self-serve in Oregon--GRRRR!), and where to shop (no Wal-Marts).

As long as it's legal, morally right, and not incriminating, your persoanl preferences is not really any of my business. So just carry on drinking Starbucks and driving a Navigator. I'll just stick to my persoan preferences and enjoy.

Anonymous said...

So, according to you, the Republican's are the ones who mind their own business? That's one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time.
Yes, they want to shrink the government down small enough so it will fit inside your bedroom.
Ya'll are a bunch of busy bodies! Why don't you just let people live their lives?

Anonymous said...

When can we hear "A day in the life of liberal Ron Saxton" who is too big a coward to come to an OFIR rally? I am still waiting for Saxton to debate Mary Starrett. When it comes to the issues, Mary would smoke his ass and expose him for the the conservative or Republican he is not. I am sure Saxton and his handler, Lars Larson know that too well.

Bryan Saxton said...

Good post, Daniel. Keep it up.

Anonymous said...

I would like to hear the day in the life of Liberal Ron Saxton. It would probably be a novel with many sequels.

Noam Vonski said...

Totally nailed those mentally challenged Republinazis. Nice job, Danny! If only people would realize that giving 50% of your hard-earned money to the government wasn't doing enough. I personally won't be happy until I have to live on 25% of my income while everyone else lives high on the hog.

Anonymous said...

So if Ron Saxton is a Liberal and Mary is a nut case with her Bush flew Missiles into the WTC, what does that make Ted?

Anonymous said...

people here are supporting Mary Starrett? WOW the stupidest people on earth can write on a computer huh?
If Ron loses by just a few votes and Mary got those few votes, we are stuck with TED!
MARY will be hated by many many many people for letting her ego get in the way of all of us living with Ted and his new taxes!
How does Mary, not pulling even 10% think she we win, she can't.
She must actually be working for the Kulongoski campaign, heck even Westlung let Ted have his shot and Mary wont let Ron have his?
Too bad Donna Nelson is the one that had a heart attack.

Anonymous said...

daniel, please post the lastest Zogby poll so we call all see if Mary even shows up? if she is at less than 25% we all need to contact her and tell to give ron a chance. he is better than ted at least, I agree.

Anonymous said...

Danny,
Right on, my brotha'!
Fight the machine!
Speak truth to power!

[Have I left anything out, Comrades?]

Vote Democrat! Vote early and often!

Re-re-defeat Bush in '08!

_Kenny "The Kid" Kennedy

Anonymous said...

I am voting for Mary cause Ron Saxton is a baby killing coward that can't face her in any debates. Wonder why? Saxton can't debate a true conservative on the issues. I pray to God in heaven above that she takes votes away from the faux Republican Saxton.

Anonymous said...

Too bad Donna Nelson is the one that had a heart attack.

More Conservative values seeping through. How sad. Go Mary, Go! Every true conservative should vote for Starrett for Governor.

The Meek said...

Anon 9:36

"So, according to you, the Republican's are the ones who mind their own business? That's one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time.
Yes, they want to shrink the government down small enough so it will fit inside your bedroom."

Republicans don't care what you do in your bedroom unless: you decide to foist it on the rest of us in a parade; drag a child in with you; broadcast it on tv; force us to cheer for it or reward it; or teach it to our kids in school.

dchamil said...

While I've already voted for Saxton, I hafta admit that Mary Starrett is a very appealing candidate. In her appearance at the OFIR rally Monday, she was very articulate and her anchorperson background showed in her at-ease demeanor behind the microphone.

Kristopher said...

Starrett has made herself a non-entity by running as a third party candidate.

If the Saxton loses, it will be because Republicans failed to get out the vote ... not because Mary exercised her right to run as an third party candidate.

I support her right to run as a Constitutionalist Party loon and be ignored.

Bryan Saxton said...

"Republicans don't care what you do in your bedroom unless: you decide to foist it on the rest of us in a parade; drag a child in with you; broadcast it on tv; force us to cheer for it or reward it; or teach it to our kids in school."

And they care because it's "wrong." How do you feel about foistering heterosexuality upon homosexuals, brainwashing children with dogmatic "heterosexual superiority" propoganda, flood the media with heterosexual messages, or teach that heterosexuality is the "right" way to be married?

Anonymous said...

In your SUV, mind you. You drive an SUV and bitch about gas prices. ;-)

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