I just got some junk mail from that illegal alien loving company, Bank of America. Inside this junk mail is an evelope with "no postage neccessary if mailed in the United States." (notice it says nothing about Mexico... hmmmm)
This means that BofA pays the postage. Now I could throw this envelope away... or I could fill it full of washers and mail it back with a note indicating that their support of illegal aliens has not only assured that I will never do business with them but that it has now cost them a few bucks postage!
8 comments:
Dan, Dan,Dan,
Don't waste your time filling an envelope with washers which will be squeezed out by the first sorting machine; show some class: simply fill a strong carboard container with sand, 40 to 50 pounds or so, tape it up really well, and glue the SASE to the box. It HAS to be considered 1st class mail, the letter carrier will hate you, but it WILL get you off anyone's mailing list!!
Bricks work!!
I am considering the sad, pathetic fact that someone in this world is capable of writing the words, "that illegal alien loving company, Bank of America" with a very straight, even determined, face.
Go, Daniel, go! You're such a class act. Fill that envelope with washers. Write your note. Mail it. What a visionary you are!
On a side note: Bush is on a Latin America tour. I was REALLY hoping any one of those countries would KEEP him. You think our borders are open now?? Just wait until he gets back. Can't wait for the comprehensive immigration reform crap he'll be spewing then. Wonder how many illegals he will try to cram into Air Force One?
Send the envelope back stuffed with articles about Americans killed by illegals, huge drug busts where illegals were arrested, ICE raids of illegals doing the jobs that no American would do while using fake documents, etc, etc.
Anon 8:40, Do you actually believe that anyone at the B of A would read any of that stuff you are proposing to send (except possibly someone in their mail room)? Things like that would not get to anyone there who could do anything about their fiasco.
Old tires are really great to send, not only are they very expensive to send, but they are also expensive to get rid of. You might as well have them pay for getting rid of your garbage too!
The only garbage B of A needs to get rid of is their idiotic, and anti-American, illegal-alien card.
I carefully package up my old tires or perhaps the dog crap out of the yard and neatly affix the SASE to the package.
It's my new recycling plan.
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