Thursday, March 08, 2007

Fun with junk mail

I just got some junk mail from that illegal alien loving company, Bank of America. Inside this junk mail is an evelope with "no postage neccessary if mailed in the United States." (notice it says nothing about Mexico... hmmmm)

This means that BofA pays the postage. Now I could throw this envelope away... or I could fill it full of washers and mail it back with a note indicating that their support of illegal aliens has not only assured that I will never do business with them but that it has now cost them a few bucks postage!

10 comments:

Leon said...

Dan, Dan,Dan,
Don't waste your time filling an envelope with washers which will be squeezed out by the first sorting machine; show some class: simply fill a strong carboard container with sand, 40 to 50 pounds or so, tape it up really well, and glue the SASE to the box. It HAS to be considered 1st class mail, the letter carrier will hate you, but it WILL get you off anyone's mailing list!!

Anonymous said...

Bricks work!!

blue man said...

I am considering the sad, pathetic fact that someone in this world is capable of writing the words, "that illegal alien loving company, Bank of America" with a very straight, even determined, face.

Go, Daniel, go! You're such a class act. Fill that envelope with washers. Write your note. Mail it. What a visionary you are!

Anonymous said...

On a side note: Bush is on a Latin America tour. I was REALLY hoping any one of those countries would KEEP him. You think our borders are open now?? Just wait until he gets back. Can't wait for the comprehensive immigration reform crap he'll be spewing then. Wonder how many illegals he will try to cram into Air Force One?

Send the envelope back stuffed with articles about Americans killed by illegals, huge drug busts where illegals were arrested, ICE raids of illegals doing the jobs that no American would do while using fake documents, etc, etc.

Scottiebill said...

Anon 8:40, Do you actually believe that anyone at the B of A would read any of that stuff you are proposing to send (except possibly someone in their mail room)? Things like that would not get to anyone there who could do anything about their fiasco.

Anonymous said...

Old tires are really great to send, not only are they very expensive to send, but they are also expensive to get rid of. You might as well have them pay for getting rid of your garbage too!

BEAR said...

The only garbage B of A needs to get rid of is their idiotic, and anti-American, illegal-alien card.

Anonymous said...

Do Not Mail Opt-Out Law would be fair to everyone.

The proposed recent "Do not mail" is an Opt-Out law. Only those not desiring advertising mail need opt-out. Anyone desiring advertising mail can do nothing - and continue to receive it. Why deny those wishing to avoid advertising mail the power to do so?

I do not consider handling unwanted advertising placed against my will on my personal property to be a civic obligation!

The US Supreme Court said in the Rowan case in 1970, ““In today's [1970] complex society we are inescapably captive audiences for many purposes, but a sufficient measure of individual autonomy must survive to permit every householder to exercise control over unwanted mail. To make the householder the exclusive and final judge of what will cross his threshold undoubtedly has the effect of impeding the flow of ideas, information, and arguments that, ideally, he should receive and consider. Today's merchandising methods, the plethora of mass mailings subsidized by low postal rates, and the growth of the sale of large mailing lists as an industry in itself have changed the mailman from a carrier of primarily private communications, as he was in a more leisurely day, and have made him an adjunct of the mass mailer who sends unsolicited and often unwanted mail into every home. It places no strain on the doctrine of judicial notice to observe that whether measured by pieces or pounds, Everyman's mail today is made up overwhelmingly of material he did not seek from persons he does not know. And all too often it is matter he finds offensive.”

Furthermore, the Supreme Court said, “the mailer's right to communicate is circumscribed only by an affirmative act of the addressee giving notice that he wishes no further mailings from that mailer.

To hold less would tend to license a form of trespass and would make hardly more sense than to say that a radio or television viewer may not twist the dial to cut off an offensive or boring communication and thus bar its entering his home. Nothing in the Constitution compels us to listen to or view any unwanted communication, whatever its merit; we see no basis for according the printed word or pictures a different or more preferred status because they are sent by mail.”

We need a nationwide “Do Not Mail” law to create a one-stop, convenient place for homeowners to give senders the aforementioned affirmative notice that we do not want certain kinds of mail sent to our homes.

http://www.newdream.org/emails/ta19.html

Signed,
Ramsey A Fahel

Greg said...

I carefully package up my old tires or perhaps the dog crap out of the yard and neatly affix the SASE to the package.

It's my new recycling plan.

Anonymous said...

US Postal Service won’t let you refuse mail.

If the US Postal Service would abide by its own rule, each homeowner could easily stop junk mail from getting into their mailbox by putting a written notice on their mailbox expressing their preference.

The US Postal Services practices are supposed to be according to the Domestic Mail Manual (DMM). The DMM contains provision 508.1.1.2 that says, “Refusal at Delivery: The addressee may refuse to accept a mailpiece when it is offered for delivery.” I interpret this rule to mean that if a homeowner wants to refuse an unwanted mailpiece (i.e. junk mail), the homeowner can do so when the mailpiece is offered for delivery. More to the point – refuse it before it is put into the mailbox!



In practical application, since the postal carrier comes to homes at different times each day, the homeowner cannot be waiting at the mailbox to dialogue with the mail carrier about each mailpiece. The only realistic way to interpret 508.1.1.2 therefore is that the homeowner should post a notice on the mailbox telling the postal carrier about the homeowner’s preference. The notice to the postal service must be specific and unambiguous. For instance, a homeowner should certainly be able to write, “No mail that is not addressed to the Jones” because that does not require the postal carrier to make a subjective judgment. On the other hand, it would not be acceptable to write “no junk mail” because the definition of “junk mail” is subjective and the mail carrier cannot decide.



Unfortunately, the US Postal Service has written to me that they will NOT honor a notice refusing mail, not matter how specifically it is worded, because the postal carrier does not have time to sort through the mail at my mailbox to pick out the pieces that are not addressed to me. Therefore, the US Postal Service is passing their sorting and disposing task onto me by putting all the mail they want into my mailbox, even though this seemingly violates 508.1.1.2.



Since the U.S. Postal Service will not abide by 508.1.1.2, homeowners need to stop unwanted mail at the source (i.e. by blocking the sender from sending it). We need a nationwide “Do Not Mail” law to create a one-stop, convenient place for homeowners to give senders notice that we do not want certain kinds of mail sent to our homes.



http://www.newdream.org/emails/ta19.html



Signed,

Ramsey A Fahel