Monday, November 06, 2006

Republicans, Democrats... Chuck Norris

Yeah, yeah, it's "election eve" but at this point there's nothing I can say other than get your ballot in.

So it's time for a little internet phenomenon. (little did Al Gore realize when he "created the internet" that such treasures like Star Wars Kid, Numa Numa, This Land is my Land and many more would be the result)

Spend any time online and you come to realize that Chuck Norris is the baddest guy on the block. Observe:

Chuck Norris Facts
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

9 comments:

Scott said...

And my favorite.

"Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink."

Scott said...

Daniel

That reminds me.
I really think that the libs are in for a surprise today.

Kaelri said...

Just out of curiosity, how many of you here identify yourselves as members of "the right" or "the conservatives?"

Anonymous said...

I consider myself to be FAR right.

I am a Jack-booted, rightwing, thug and proud of it. My heros are Roy Rogers, John Wayne, and whoever cancelled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.

I am Coyote said...

Daniel,
Thanks, that was a great website.

yip yip

I am Coyote said...

Rooster,
I think it was Chuck Norris who cancelled the medecine woman.

Kaelri said...

Yeah, I don't see myself reading all that.

Anonymous said...

Way to much input!!!!

Daniel said...

"Whoever cancelled Dr. Quinn..." That is hilarious!