I'm going to need your guys' help with something. Can someone leave a comment every few hours reminding me that I'm in "real life" as opposed to "Counter-Strike."
I need these reminders because as has been breathlessly reported in the media about 10,000 times, subhuman murderer Cho played the game Counter-Strike.
I play Counter-Strike. I didn't realize it was a problem until I kept hearing the news reports that explained it all to me. Now I'm very worried that I could be at the local Albertson's and suddenly forget that I went to buy cat food and instead imagine that I'm in a computer game.
But I think that I'm safe because I have been leaving yellow post-its around the house with the message "you are in real life NOT Counter-Strike" and my wife sends me regular text messages of the same.
This is just in time too, the other day when I had to hop over an object in front of me I attempted to hit "spacebar" instead of actually jumping and I tripped...