First Amigo: I know, let's use a day that celebrates socialism to convince Americans that we deserve amnesty!
Second Amigo: That's a great idea Amigo, can we show disrespect to the American flag while we march?
First Amigo: Absolutely, we don't consider the United States to be our country.
Third Amigo: I'm going to chant in Spanish, nothing says "let me live here" like speaking a foreign language!
Second Amigo: And really, since we will be joined by the downtown anarchists I can't see how this could possibly go wrong!
First Union Boss: Get in together amigos, you take orders from us. Put away those Mexican flags, you can't carry the sign you made that says how you really feel and stop with the "you stole this land from us" (at least until we get amnesty).
Second Union Boss: Hey, if illegal aliens have such good work ethic can someone please explain to me again why we would want them? We hate productive workers!