Got liberal co-workers that won't shut up? Tired of sitting by during a family gathering while your liberal relatives say "Bush is stupid" and laugh hysterically like they are speech-writers for Leno?
I've found that the best way to have fun in these situations is to think of the most extreme thing possible to say and then take it one step further.
"I'll be happy when I can get my Hummer to run on spotted owl carcasses" for instance.
"We didn't give women the right to vote... we just gave husbands two ballots" is another favorite.
Sometimes I just call Clinton a rapist.
If you get there eyes to bug out with incredulity then you know that you did it right.