For those of you who are LSL let me do a couple helpful translations that will arrise in this legislative session:
Help verb: Make you do something that you don't want to.
"We'll help you to live more green."
Invest verb: Tax and spend.
"The state of Oregon will invest in needle exchange programs."
Children noun: Union.
"It's for the children."
Revenue noun: Tax you.
"We'll have to look for another source of revenue."
Create jobs verb: Grow government.
"To get out of the recession we must creat jobs."
Cut noun: An increase.
"We'll have to cut the budget."
I hope that these translations help. Now go bury your wallet in the backyard.