Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Maybe if a stuffy nose was a gay disease

I've got an idea, let's take all the money that we wasted on HIV research and instead spend it one something useful like a cure for the common cold.

Seriously, I didn't share a dirty heroin needle or have casual sex in a bathhouse here and I'm suffering. I wash my hands, take my vitamins and I'm sick. Can we please cure us productive citizens so we can get back to work before we worry about helping the heroin junkies get back to their unproductive lives?

And maybe instead of sending billions of tax dollars to Africa to help "prevent the spread of AIDS" we could instead carpet bomb them with leaflets that say:

Dear Mohammed,

Next time you are raiding a neighboring village, killing the Christians, burning people alive and looting the UN relief supplies would it be too much trouble to ask you to NOT gang rape the women? We appreciate the cooperation of the peace-loving Muslim community in helping us prevent the spread of HIV.

Obviously I would have enough multicultural sensitivity to print the leaflet in Arabic as well as whatever the hell other languages those savages speak.

I look forward to the hate mail guys.

16 comments:

Amy the Razor said...

That is hysterical! I hate to admit you made me laugh of course but..bwhahahah.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

GOD BLESS YOU SIR:

But I sent this to a "noted" PDX commish, he supports it all, but he called me a bigot...go figure!!!

Hate mail??? this will tie the lines up.



We know Dick Lamm as the former Governor of Colorado In that context his
thoughts are particularly poignant. Last week there was an immigration
overpopulation conference in Washington, DC, filled to capacity by many
of America's finest mind s and leaders. A brilliant college professor by
the name of Victor Davis Hansen talked about his latest book,
"Mexifornia," explaining how immigration - both legal and illegal was
destroying the entire state of California. He said it would march across
the country until it destroyed all vestiges of The American Dream.

Moments later, former Colorado Governor Richard D Lamm stood up and gave
a stunning speech on how to destroy America. The audience sat spellbound
as he described eight methods for the destruction of the United States.
He said, "If you believe that America is too smug, too self-satisfied,
too rich, then let's destroy America. It is not that hard to do. No
nation in history has survived the ravages of time. Arnold Toynbee
observed that all great civilizations rise and fall and that 'An autopsy
of history would show that all great nations commit suicide.'"

"Here is how they do it," Lamm said: "First, to destroy America, turn
America into a bilingual or multi-lingual and bicultural country."

History shows that no nation can survive the tension, conflict, And
antagonism of two or more competing languages and cultures. It is a
blessing for an individual to be bilingual; however, it is a curse for a
society to be bilingual. The historical scholar, Seymour Lipset, put it
this way: "The histories of bilingual and bi-cultural societies that do
not assimilate are histories of turmoil, tension, and tragedy." Canada,
Belgium, Malaysia, and Lebanon all face crises of national existence in
which minorities press for autonomy, if not independence. Pakistan and
Cyprus have divided. Nigeria suppressed an ethnic rebellion. France
faces difficulties with Basques, Bretons, and Corsicans."

Lamm went on: Second, to destroy America, "Invent 'multiculturalism' and
encourage immigrants to maintain their culture. I would make it an
artcle of belief that all cultures are equal. That there are no cultural
differences. I would make it an article of faith that the Black and
Hispanic dropout rates are due solely to prejudice and discrimination by
the majority. Every other explanation is out of bounds.

Third, "We could make the United States an 'Hispanic Quebec' without
much effort. The key is to celebrate diversity rather than unity As
Benjamin Schwarz said in the Atlantic Monthly recently: "The apparent
success of our own multiethnic and multicultural experiment might have
been achieved not by tolerance but by hegemony. Without the dominance
that once dictated ethnocentricity and what it meant to be an American,
we are left with only tolerance and pluralism to hold us together."

Lamm said, "I would encourage all immigrants to keep their own language
and culture. I would replace the melting pot metaphor with the salad
bowl metaphor. It is important to ensure that we have various cultural
subgroups living in America enforcing their differences rather than as
Americans, emphasizing their similarities."

"Fourth, I would make our fastest growing demographic group the least
educated. I would add a second underclass, unassimilated, undereducated,
and antagonistic to our population. I would have this second underclass
have a 50% dropout rate from high school."

"My fifth point for destroying America would be to get big foundations
and business to give these efforts lots of money. I would invest in
ethnic identity, and I would establish the cult of 'Victimology'. I
would get all minorities to think that their lack of success was the
fault of the majority. I would start a grievance industry blaming all
minority failure on the majority population.

"My sixth plan for America's downfall would include dual citizenship,and
promote divided loyalties. I would celebrate diversity over unity. I
would stress differences rather than similarities. Diverse people
worldwide are mostly engaged in hating each other - that is, when they
are not killing each other. A diverse, peaceful , or stable society is
against most historical precedent. People undervalue the unity it takes
to keep a nation together. Look at the ancient Greeks. The Greeks
believed that they belonged to the same race; they possessed a common
language and literature; and they worshipped the same gods. All Greece
took part in the Olympic games. A common enemy, Persia, threatened their
liberty. Yet all these bonds were not strong enough to overcome two
factors: local patriotism and geographical conditions that nurtured
political divisions. Greece fell. "E. Pluribus Unum" -- From many, one.
In that historical reality, if we put the emphasis on the 'pluribus'
instead of he 'Unum,'we will balkanize America as surely as Kosovo."

"Next to last, I would place all subjects off limits; make it taboo to
talk about anything against the cult of 'diversity.' I would find a word
similar to 'heretic' in the 16th century - that stopped discussion and
paralyze d thinking. Words like 'racist' or 'xenophobe' halt discussion
and debate. Having made America a bilingual/bicultural country, having
established multi-culturism, having the large foundations fund the
doctrine of 'Victimology,' I would next make it impossible to enforce
our immigration laws. I would develop a mantra: That because immigration
has been good for America, it must always be good. I would make every
individual immigrant symmetric and ignore the cumulative impact of
millions of them."

In the last minute of his speech, Governor Lamm wiped his brow. Profound
silence followed. Finally he said,. "Lastly, I would censor Victor
Hanson Davis's book "Mexifornia." His book is dangerous. It exposes the
plan to destroy America. If you feel America deserves to be destroyed,
don't read that book."

There was no applause. A chilling fear quietly rose like an ominous
cloud above every attendee at the conference. Every American in that
room knew that everything Lamm enumerated was proceeding methodically,
quietly, darkly, yet pervasively across the United States today.

Discussion is being suppressed. Over 100 languages are ripping the
foundation of our educational system and national cohesiveness. Even
barbaric cultures that practice female genital mutilation are growing as
we celebrate 'diversity.' American jobs are vanishing into the Third
World as corporations create a Third World in America - take note of
California and other states - to date, ten million illegal aliens and
growing fast. It is reminiscent of George Orwell's book "1984." In that
story, three slogans are engraved in the Ministry of Truth building:
"War is peace," "Freedom is slavery," and "Ignorance is strength."

Governor Lamm walked back to his seat. It dawned on everyone at the
conference that our nation and the future of this great democracy is
deeply in trouble and worsening fast. If we don't get this immigration
monster stopped within three years, it will rage like a California
wildfire and destroy everything in its path, especially The American
Dream.

If you care for and love our country as I do, take the time to pass this
on just as I did for you. Trust me NOTHING is going to happen if you
don't...

Anonymous said...

So then if birth control pills (hormones) have no relationship with the number of homosexuals being born today, then why is there is a story in Drudge about an idea to treat sex offenders with hormones?

I see it as a two-way street.

Anonymous said...

In an effort to demonstrate how we are all the same regardless of our race, I have been trying to track down some of my distant blood relatives that presently live in tribal villages made up of grass huts and go about life raising goats, killing the neighbors and raping their wives and children much as the family has done for a thousand years.

However, I am not having any luck.

Not being familiar with the world as I suspect other readers, my hope is that somebody can point out to where in Europe I might locate such a population.


Without that ancestral link my research effort will end in failure.

Anonymous said...

YOUR STUFFY NOSE IS A GAY DISEASE,it is caused by being plugged up in other places.

Anonymous said...

Look at the world today.

Look at the death, destruction, injustice, war, ecological damage, the waste, the inequality and poverty.

Look at Iraq.

Look at 3,000 dead.

Now consider this:

Daniel Miglavs is upset that getting the sniffles isn't taken as seriously as the AIDS epidemic, and he really wants to talk about it.

Anonymous said...

NO HATE letters from me.

CANCER-Lifetime risk for Men= 1 in 2, Women= 1 in 3.
AIDS- 1 in 1.4 million, mostly Gay males & Needle users.

We WASTE more of MY Tax money on AIDS research/help than Cancer!

Daniel, Thank you for always speaking the TRUTH.

I don't HATE Gay people or drug users, just feel they and their self destructive lifestyle are not my responsibility.

Anonymous said...

3,000 DEAD IN IRAQ...MORE WERE KILLED IN AMERICA BY ILLEGAL ALIENS!

Anonymous said...

My nephew contracted HIV from a blood transfusion and died of AIDs in the 1990s. He was a teenager.
Your post is horrible.

Bobkatt said...

Is George W. Bush a Mexican Mole?
"January 17, 2007 should go down in American history, along with December 7, 1941 and September 11, 2001, as days on which the United States was brutally attacked."
"For on January 17, 2007, Jose Alonso Compean and Ignacio Ramos, former border patrol agents, will be sent to federal prison for defending the United States against an illegal alien from Mexico as that criminal was attempting to smuggle drugs into America."
"Even more distressing is the fact that our president, who has taken an oath to defend and protect America against all enemies, refused to intervene on behalf of Compean and Ramos, and on behalf of the American people."
"He will be remembered as the president who discarded American sovereignty, rule of law, language, and culture in exchange for cheap lettuce and fruit. He will also be remembered as the president who sent American men and women 8,000 miles from home to fight for Iraq and Afghanistan, but who refused to defend the American people at our southern border."
IMPEACH BUSH NOW!!!

Anonymous said...

Anon 1:36, Sorry for your loss.
This is why they ask if you have had gay sex with a Man or used needles when you donate blood.
The odds are very high that the Blood contained the AIDS virus from a drug addict needing money from blood sales or a gay man.

Laura said...

Stuffy nose is a condition, not a disease. The same could be said for apathy, it is a condition , not a disease. A disease is given the designation so that treatment and drugs can be earmarked for it. In other words, it makes money.
As with all things I advocate an ounce of prevention rather than a pound of cure. Take for example the many people who die being lost in the forests. Instead of providing millions of dollars in rescue efforts, why not provide small emergency kits for stranded people to use to call for help. A kit could consist of a flare, blanket and water and an emergency signal beeper. All of these things could be placed in a small container and left in various places through out the forest, marked by a large plastic yellow or orange ribbon on a tree. I'm sure it is cheaper than 100 men with emergency equipment costing thousands an hour.
Rather than build more prisons and making the American people pay for the criminals up keep, why not educate the children before they turn to crime so they can have a different choice in life.
There are many examples of wasted time, money and effort in our country. If you have been paying attention, you would have noticed that the drug companies and oil corps. are raking in the benefits while the citizens of this country are slowly melting away.....and NOT into the pot we were aiming for!

Anonymous said...

Wow, your an asshole. Fucking pussy bitching about a stuffed up nose.

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