With the ACLU in full attack mode on account of Jesus' birthday I think that it's time we formed some special interest groups that will actually stand up for Americans. Here are some suggestions:
"You Can Have My Christmas Tree When You Pry It From My Cold Dead Hands Association"
"National Organization for Women Belong in the Kitchen"
"American Molesting Children Is NOT A Civil Liberty Union"
"People for Eating, Wearing and Sitting on Animals"
"National Association for the Advancement of Straight White Christian Males"
Feel free to post your suggestions.