How waterfowl are mourned at Daniel's house:
I would also like to point out that headlines such as "Their goose is cooked; Canada geese gassed by Oregon community" and "Canada's goose is cooked in one Oregon town" are not funny. And I just plain don't get this one: Bend’s Goosegate Ruffles Feathers in Canada.
Oh wait, geese have feathers. And "ruffles feathers" is a term used when someone is bothered. And since the story is about geese and people are bothered about it we can be really really witty by using that headline. I do get it now. We can all laugh together.