Thursday, April 01, 2010

Thursday night ramblings

Couldn't states save money by not funding college educations for women? I mean, does it really take four years of school to learn how to use a dishwasher and make a sandwich?

I've realized that my ammunition habit needs a more stable funding source.

People who want government to take care of them should just go back to living at home with their parents instead of bothering the rest of us.

Why is it that the photo on Causa's website hide everyone's face? Are they afraid of something?

The only thing that sounds more fun than going to a woman's rights convention and making a whole bunch of "that's what she said" jokes would be going to a PETA meeting and clubbing a baby seal to death.

You can sign up for the Oregon Health Plan lottery to get your "universal care" in this state. I'm looking forward to the day when we crowd into coliseums and give a thumbs up or thumbs down to your hip replacement surgery.

The federal government controls how much water is in your toilet.

DHS is currently hiring a Diversity Development Manager. For a salary of $5,151.00 - $7,585.00 monthly we will probably get some humorless lesbian who only smiles at the thought of a teenage abortion.

20 comments:

Kaelri said...

"I've realized that my ammunition habit needs a more stable funding source."

That's what she said.

Anonymous said...

I mean, does it really take four years of school to learn how to use a dishwasher and make a sandwich?

Um, yeah Miglavs ... that's why women go to college. So they can learn how to use dishwashers. And make sandwiches.

Anonymous said...

Hey Miglavs, why is it that there are no photos of ofir members anymore? Are they worried that their employers and family may see how they spend their free time?

Robin said...

"I mean, does it really take four years of school to learn how to use a dishwasher and make a sandwich?"

if you go to public college in Lane County you might, although the courses would mostly be focused on foo foo stuff like "human relations at work" and you still won't be able to make that sandwich when you graduate.

Anonymous said...

I'd like a ham on rye for my day trip to Miglavia ... Daniel, could you tell your bitch to snap to it?

Anonymous said...

I mean, does it really take four years of school to learn how to use a dishwasher and make a sandwich?

I laughed my ass off. Enjoy your weekend Daniel.

Pinkie French.

DAVE01 said...

My old lady also makes me mixed drinks when I stray from beer and whiskey. She used to be a bartender.

I get clean dishes from the dishwasher, a good sandwich and a drink to go with it.

Too funny Daniel

Anonymous said...

In Miglavia, it is widely believed that women who go to college do so in order to learn basic domestic chores that enable them to stay home for the rest of their lives barefoot and pregnant, obediently serving their men. These chores include making sandwiches and using the dishwasher.

Welecome to Miglavia.

Anonymous said...

In Miglavia, if a man has an extra $20 and the choice of spending the money on either books or toys for his children, or a gift for his bitch, he spends it on bullets to fire into a gravel pit.

Welcome to Miglavia.

Anonymous said...

Get laid this morning, Dave? The people want to know!

Anonymous said...

Don't know if Dave did. But I did Twice !!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Funny stuff, you know exactly how to get Mr Anon's panties in a bunch.

Just read on http://michellemalkin.com/

her lead story today, how americans get treated in Mexico when vacationing. What a crap hole! We go down there legally and spend a butt load of money and treated like shit when something bad happens. They come up here, illegally, rape our 13 year old daughters, sponge off of our health care system and demand to be treated better.

DAVE01 said...

I'M JEALOUS ANON 8:48 AM
I only got laid once this morning. I'll take care of it multiple times this weekend. I'm just a piece of meat to my girlfriend. I'm also a back scratcher, bed warmer and a listener when she comes home and babbles about her work.

Anonymous said...

Dave,

TMI.

Anonymous said...

Okay Miglavs, I'll bite: How much water do you want in your toilet?

Anonymous said...

Miglavians produce more shit than regular people, 757, which is why he probably needs an extra gallon or so.

Anonymous said...

Who says OFIR members have to work?

He he....we are the ones who are no longer programmable.

Anonymous said...

The employees at DHS are not all widely excited about insuring illegals - in fact, some are downright opposed and hopping mad.
So, they probably aren't going to be terribly excited about the agency hiring a diversity propaganda employee - especially at those rates - and some of those who object are minorities. Of course, they ARE Americans.

Anonymous said...

There's no reason a diversity trainer should be paid so much, especially when there are caseworkers with Master's degrees making much less.

A giant fuss needs to be made about this - diversity is not good for communities - according to a Harvard in-depth study.

What a waste of dollars that could be used for paying claims.

Anonymous said...

I'm proud of how I spend my free time which is MY free time. I feel proud of the hours I have put in the Civil Rights for Americans movement.
No higher calling.
The unemployed will be our biggest supporters - they are coming around - they are doing some serious analyzing these days.
Unemployment can do that to you.
We welcome them to our movement.