Thursday, April 22, 2010

I clubbed a baby seal to death for earth day

Random Thursday thoughts:

The Blazers are down 62 - 35 right now but they have run a commercial indicating that they are "green" so it's ok...

David Wu tried to rape a girl. But since he apologized and likes abortion it's ok.

My opinions on the gubernatorial candidates:

Sizemore: would be fun to watch him ruin the unions

Ames: probably the most conservative of the bunch but unless you are very involved in Republican politics you don't know who he is

Lim: my favorite of the "big three"

Alley: a politician but he could actually win it

Dudley: not a fan at all

Obama quote perfected:

"some in on Wall Street government forgot that behind every dollar traded or leveraged, taxed there is a family looking to buy a house, pay for an education, open a business or save for retirement."


Anonymous said...

David Wu tried to rape a girl. But since he apologized and likes abortion it's ok.

Daniel Miglavs ran afoul of the law, appealed, but since he apologized, professes to love Jesus and writes a blog where he says things like "I clubbed a baby seal to death for earth day," it's ok.

Anonymous said...

Anon 12:36 You are thinking the same thing I have been thinking, Daniel should run for office! He would be a lot better than that sleaze ball Wu.

Anonymous said...

That's pretty funny, Daniel, but tell me: Speaking as a Christian, what kind of baby animal do you think Jesus would kill for fun?

Anonymous said...

Memo to Miglavs: Clubbing a seal to death would be against the law. Figured you'd want to know, you being a rule-of-law guy, and all.

Anonymous said...

Apparently you anons are incapable of grasping the nuance of a certain method of communication known as "tongue-in-cheek".

So, with that in mind...

Anon 12:36, way to morally equivocate! After all, the very real action of attempted rape is morally equivalent, if not less reprehensible, than facetiously claiming to club a baby seal to death. And we all know that the life of a baby human is far less valuable than that of a baby seal, even if the baby seal was killed in an imaginary way.

Yup, you anons are morally superior in every way.