Sunday, December 14, 2008

Sunday night complaint

As it was explained to me earlier, the news is written "for everyone." I would assume that this includes Obama voters. So I guess that it makes sense that KPTV actually put up a bullet point list that suggested the following:

Dress warmly
Stay dry
Eat healthy and responsibly
Don't walk on ice

Needless to say this completely ruined my plans to eat irresponsibly and unhealthily tonight. In the day and age of the "WARNING: do not hit self in head" labels on hammers I still wonder why my local news has to suggest that I "dress warmly" when it's snowing out.


Anonymous said...

May the Honorable Judge Chuck Darwin preside over the court for Stupid People and soon.

Scottiebill said...

You might want to include the nutty judge in Clackamas County that wants the DHS to bail out an accused rapist. Darling I believe is her name.