Tuesday, May 24, 2011

The map reveals all

Did anyone else notice that Netanyahu sounds a whole lot more gung ho on America than Obama does?


Kaelri said...

Did anyone else notice that "gung ho" turned out not to be the best foreign policy doctrine?

DAVE01 said...

Kaelri, what is the gung ho foreign policy?

Since we have thrown out the Natural Born Citizen requirements, I recommend we nominate Bibi for our president. He understands about protecting his citizens and does not apologize for it. At least he's a real leader. I saw a picture of Bibi at a young age and Obama at a young age. Bib was getting ready to go to war, Obama was partying. I would choose the leader who was going to war. We got the dope head instead of the real leader (I'm not talking about McCain either).

I think with Obama's statement that he wants the Jews to lie down and die, when Obama said Israel should use the 1967 borders, Bibi should have responded that America should go back to its 1845 or 1776 borders. The southwest was won from mexico in a war started by mexico. We expanded territory by war and so did Israel.

We should definitely get rid of Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands. They simply suck off our tax dollars. I'm sure we have other chunks of land that are worthless.

Anonymous said...

The Jews were there thousands of years before the rapist, pedophile and all around dirt bag murderer mohhamed was there? How the hell can it be muslim land when there were jews, christians and whatever else before that cult was established?

This is a main problem with islam, their records of history are all fucked up. Kinda like communsim and all other totalitarian type governments.

Islam is not a religion, it's a banking system, a government system and whatever else. It represses women and it not compatible with western civilization. It should be banned in this country.

Anonymous said...

I think I'm going to move into your house, Dave, and set up a little corner for myself in the living room -- subject to expansion at any time, according to my whims. Since my Oregon roots go back further than yours do, Dave, if I can hold you off for two weeks, I think you'll have to agree that I'm entitled to stay there. Forever.

P.S. I hope you don't mind Spanish guitar music. Oh, who am I kidding? I really don't give a shit whether you like it or not. You'll get used to it. Maybe.

DAVE01 said...

No thanks anon 9:59 AM.
I already have one freeloader. My girlfriend's daughter. I have to remind her every day to pick up the dog shit. It's not my dog and I won't pick up after it.

If you'll pick up the dog shit without being told, I might consider it. As long as you don't whine, it might be ok. She whines a lot. You also can't talk a lot either.

In other words, shut the fuck up and pick up the dog shit without being told.

There can't be any mexican music or spanish spoken. I get tired of hearing it everywhere and it's not allowed in my household.

How much health care and education do you and your children need? Will you also be inviting the rest of the village to stay with you (us)? How many cars do you need? Will you be doing drive by's on my neighbors?

One other thing, you cannot drink my beer, vodka, whiskey or gin. You can have the old ladies vodka, not mine.

ha ha

Anonymous said...

America's policy towards Israel is duplicitous, which is precisely why that policy is not liked around the world.

Israel goes into the Palestinian land in the 1940's, proclaims a historical "right" to that land, and then takes it by force. That is apparently ok by most Americans' standards.

Fast forward to 1991. Saddam Hussein invades Kuwait, proclaims a historical "right" to that land, and then takes it by force. That is apparently NOT ok by most Americans' standards.

Believe it or not, most of the world sees this as a double standard by the U.S.

And as the last poster noted, how many of YOU would be ok with someone coming onto your property, declaring that they have some sort of nebulous historical right to it, and then taking it by force? Hmmm...I suspect you might have a problem with that?

And yet again, some of you actually wonder why the Palestinians have a beef with Israel?

I am not anti-Israel, but unlike most Americans, I don't think Israel is the poor, picked-on country that the American media makes them out to be. Israel started the fight...not the Palestinians. Moreover, in UNLAWFULLY taking the land that is now Israel, Israel has violated more than 40 U.N. Security Council resolutions. (Remember, we went to war with Iraq over Iraq violating just a single Security Council resolution.)

I've heard Lars Larson claim that Israel is entitled to that land because they "won" it fair and square in a war. Great. Does that therefore mean that Iraq was entitled to Kuwait? It must, right? And does that mean that if I can steal your property at the point of a gun, I can morally and legally call it my own?

When it comes to Israel, conservative hypocrisy is rampant.

LW said...

The Hypocrisy of Miglavia is more pronounced today than it usually is, both from the President of Miglavia himself, and his fellow Miglavians. Actually, I think what we're looking at today at is hypocrisy gone Defcon 1 nuclear. You guys are fucking unbelievable. Even worse: You probably don't even know what I'm talking about. Ignorance squared: Ignorance, and ignorance of your own ignorance.

Kaelri said...

Wow. It's like kicking a hornets' nest.

Anonymous said...

The map is so wrong...

they forgot to add Ethiopia.

Oh, and most of Europe.

MAX Redline said...

Anon 1119: Apparently, history isn't your strong point. Everything you wrote is demonstrably wrong.

LW said...

Okay Max. For starters, let's see you "demonstrate" that Anon 11:19 did not, in fact, hear Lars Larson claim that Israel is entitled to that land.

I look forward to your demonstration.

LW said...

After you're finished with that demonstration, I'd also like to see you "demonstrate" (since "everything" he wrote is "demonstrably wrong") that Israel has not violated more than 40 UN Security Council resolutions. Actually, on this point you may be right. Maybe what Anon 11:19 was referring to was 40 UN Security Council resolutions criticizing Israel in which the United States cast the only dissenting vote.

If that's the case, please clarify.

If not, demonstrate.

Daniel said...

Wait, I'm president of Miglavia?

Kaelri said...

Only if you show us your birth certificate.

Brainless Birther said...

... and if you do show it, it must have been altered with Photoshop. Why are you faking your birth records, Miglavs? What are you hiding? Are you even ... (wait for it) ... legal?

Anonymous said...

LW 4:21: Do you actually believe everything, or anything for that matter, that the UN puts out? If you do, then you are seriously deluded. Maybe that accounts for your many times less than rational postings here.


DAVE01 said...

LW, excuse the language, but fuck the UN. The UN is a corrupt organization. Why would you want to use them as an example of anti-Jewish bias, racism and bigotry?

The time for the UN is over. Most of those crooks need to be in prison. Who really cares what the UN does or thinks? They have shown they hate Israel since about a third of them are racist muslim countries.

Most of the muslims just want the Jews to roll over and die.

They should turn the UN building into a shelter for battered American women.

Anonymous said...

LW don't forget the UN told us that the Himalayan glaciers were going to melt by 2035. Oops they were wrong. I'm sure they will still be there in 2135 and hopefully the UN is gone the way of the dodo.

LW said...

I'll respond when someone has something intelligent to say.

Anonymous said...

I think they should round up the refugees in the West Bank and Gaza strip and put them in concentration camps, kill thousands, do expirements on them, put them in ovens and try to exterminate them. Oh wait, I'm confused. That is what the rest of the world does to the Jews, not what Jews do to the rest of the world. How many times have they given land up in the name of peace only to get attacked again? Enough is enough.

Anonymous said...

So the Jews lost their land to war, then the UN gave them someone else's land. Sounds like a good case for Mexico. Maybe the UN can come and give the land back to Mexico like the UN did for Israel. I am sure Dave the whining noob would love that one.

LW said...

And I'll start arguing again with climate change deniers when I decide it's time to resume discussions with Flat-earthers.

Anonymous said...

For starters, let's see you "demonstrate" that Anon 11:19 did not, in fact, hear Lars Larson claim that Israel is entitled to that land.

Your statement is analagous to demanding proof that Jared did not, in fact, see Giffords die - as he claimed in court.

Fact: Israel was unilaterally attacked; they repelled the attacks, and the countries involved in launching the attacks lost lands as a result.

LW said...

No, that is not a fact. That is a lie. I'm calling bullshit.

The former Prime Minister of Israel, Menachem Begin, has been quoted as saying:

"The Egyptian Army concentrations in the Sinai approaches do not prove that Nassar was really about to attack us. We must be honest with ourselves. We decided to attack him.

Here's the former IDF Chief of Staff, General Rabin, speaking in 1967:

"I do not think Nassar wanted war. The two divisions he sent into the Sinai on May 14 would not have been sufficient to launch an offensive against Israel. He knew it, and we knew it."

Another Israeli commander, General Peled, stated that:

"The thesis that claimed genocide was suspended above our heads in June 1967, and that Israel was fighting for its very existence was only a bluff."

The Six-Day War started on June 5, 1967 when the Israeli air force attacked Egypt's airfields. That is the fact. It is also a fact that on June 8, Israeli planes and ships attacked an American intelligence ship, the USS Liberty, killing 34 and wounding 171 out of a crew of 292.

If you're going to talk about the historical record, then stick to the facts of the historical record and not bullshit propaganda that was thoroughly discredited decades ago.

Daniel said...

Blogger Kaelri said...

Only if you show us your birth certificate.

5:56 PM

Well played. I enjoyed that one.

Kaelri said...

Thankye sir.

Anonymous said...

Aren't most that inhabit Israel from Europe anyways. How is it that they have been there for centuries? I do like the idea of reverting California to pre-Mexican-American War borders.

Anonymous said...

You told us LW, you seem so intelligent. So intelligent in fact that you try and brag about your intelligence on this site to prove your smart and everyone else is ignorant. Nothing posted seemed to prove it however. I bet you sit at your cheap laptop and stare up at that GED certificate on your wall with pride. You are so clever, and definetly a somebody online, right? You feel good about yourself when you visit this site that is so beneath you.