I love the local news. Not just because of great lines like "now here's a story thats a little fishy" and it is about a sushi restraunt. No, it's because they always ask the opinion of Local Idiot, the dumbest creature on planet earth.
Now which act do you think was attributed to the "tough economy" tonight?
A) coupon clipping
B) shopping less
C) kidnapping someone and burning their face with a hot knife to extract money from them
It's as if Local Idiot thinks some previously successful accountant woke up today and said "gosh, my 401(k) isn't doing so hot, I guess I'll go kidnap and burn someone for a few hundred dollars."