You might be a liberal if...
You think the best way to care about a disease is to wear a ribbon.
You want to outlaw cigarrettes and legalize marijuana.
You think AIDS is spread by insufficient funding.
You think that if someone is getting richer, someone, somewhere, must be getting poorer.
You believe that there was never, ever a problem with biased news coverage until Fox News went on the air.
You think that consenting adults can engage freely in every activity except capitalism.
You reach the limits of your talent and then complain that you ran into a glass ceiling.
Feel free to add your own and some "you might be a conservative" ones from those of you who froth at the mouth when you read my blog.